The Viewing

[Tyger]

My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his

life in a nursing Home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private

Part died today and I am

very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a

little crazy, she

replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.

Wallace, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the

hall with his Private

Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse

Tracy.

"Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking

down t he hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your

pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told

you yesterday that my

Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging

out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."