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15 Pieces Of Advice For Women


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15 Pieces of Advice for Women

1. Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? ... You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon ... they should be able to put them

all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well ... they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you

can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to

make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men ... most of them are the

do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too

old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.

Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it

means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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