An Oldie But Goodie.

[moondawg]

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde

wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is

unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realizes she has gone without under-

wear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires,

"Are you looking at my pussy?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert

his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very

talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is

completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy

can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares

in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit

next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.

The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to

stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle

too!