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pappyld04

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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ?

1. He knew better. *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

2. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind he counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

3. This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future,

likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict

snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed

and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!

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