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Maude & Claude


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Maude and Claude, both 91,

met at the singles club meeting and discovered

that they enjoyed each others company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude

asked Maude out for dinner. They had a lovely evening.

They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

They ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.

Things continued along a natural course and age

being no inhibitor, Maude joined Claude for a most enjoyable

roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic

moments they'd shared,

each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: If I'd known she was a virgin,

I'd have been more gentle.

Maude was thinking: If I'd known he could still

do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.

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