Members pappyld04 Posted January 26, 2008 Members Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student going to one of the finest private schools in the nation. From an upper-crust family, he was well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck who was going into the 5th grade for the 8th time. Go figure. The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word ?Timbuktu.? The private school student went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:?'Slowly across the desert sandTrekked the dusty caravan.Men on camels, two by twoDestination -- Timbuktu.? The audience went wild! How, they wondered, could the redneck could top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:?Tim and me, a-huntin' went.Met three whores in a pop-up tent.They was three, we was two,So I bucked one and Timbuktu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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