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Cover your stump before you hump.

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

Don't be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

If you slip between her thighs, condomize.

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Never ever deck her, with an unwraped pecker.

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection, is to protect your erection.

Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.

A crank with armor, will never harm her.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

Package your meat for a real neat treat

Holster your gun then shootings more fun

Canvas that trailer before you nail her

Net that grass hopper before you pop her

Sock that wanger before you bang her

Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser

Trim your hardwood then do her real good

Garnish your oak then give her a poke

AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

Pouch your associate then go fornicate

Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate

Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates

Catch that goat before it bloats

Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen

Restrain your hammer then wham bam her

Prune that stalk then make her squawk

Wrap that rod then please her bod

Sheath that knife she ain't your wife

House that bottle then mash her throttle

Sash that hash then thrash that gash

Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle

Can your knob then throb her swab

Contain old Doug then clean her rug

Cover your limb before you swim

Retain your bailer then impail her

Rope your dope then make some soap

Net your salamander then make salad in her

Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper

Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds

Hat that chef then scramble her cleft

Cover your stone before you bone

House your hose then curl her toes

Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass

Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch

Shield your rocks then pond her box

Cover old sly then do her dry

Wrap your rail then fill her pail

Glove your chimney before you come in me

If your nude tube your dude

Cloak your hitter then go split her

Wrap your nipper before you dip her

Can your spam then bam that mam

Corral your ram then slice her ham

Sheath your sliver then jab her liver

Twist your wick then stick that prick

Cover old Bart then dart her tart

Shed old spot then do her slot

Drawer your pip then split her lips

Contain that leach then mash her peach

Bag your elm then take the helm

Constrain your gem to catch the flem

Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these

Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot

Survey your land then plant her stand

Before you drive her protect that diver

Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt

Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her

Cover you post then slice her roast

Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey

Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon

Contain that viper before you pipe her

Tub that sub then rub her hub

Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen

Dam your giver then fill her quiver

Desperate pricks wrap those dicks

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