Members DirtyBlonde Posted February 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning cappuccino when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husbands." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mikayla1 Posted February 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 LOL!!!! I am sending that to MY Mother-In-Law! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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