Computer Q&a Funnies

[pappyld04]

1. Where is the “any” key?

2.Does Windows 98 support Linux?”

3.How much does Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?

4.You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?

5.Support: “Tell me, is the cursor still there?”

Customer: “No, I’m alone right now.”

6.Support: “Ok, ma’am, do you see the button on the right hand side of your mouse?”

Customer: “No, there’s a printer and a phone on the right hand side of my mouse.”

7.Customer: “Someone was just here working at my home and now I cannot connect to my printer anymore.”

Support: “What type of repairs were completed?”

Customer: “Plumbing repairs.”

8.Customer: “I am experiencing errors on my computer”

Support: “When did this start occurring?”

Customer: “After I restarted”

Support: “What were you doing on the computer before the errors started?”

Customer: “Nothing”

support: “Then why did you have the computer on?”

9.Customer: “I cannot start my computer.”

Support: “What was the last operation you completed on the computer?”

Customer ” I deleted the Windows folder cause my computer said I was low on disk space and it was the largest.”

10.Customer: “I love my new desktop so much. It’s powerful and fast. I especially like the new cup holder that came with it.

Support: “Ma’am….What are your referring to when you say cup holder?”

Customer: “My desktop came with this neet slide out cup holder.”

Support: “Are you referring to the cd-rom drive?”

At this point the customer simply hung up.