Members snakeman Posted February 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crisssssssco Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Sir, the Crisco is on aisle 3. The old guy replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere" The clerk is astonished. "Your wife's name is Crisco?" The old guy answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're out in public." "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call her at home?" "Lard ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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