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Two women friends had gone for a girls night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they got over enthusiastic on the bacardi breezers and, incredibly drunk, were walking home when they needed a 'wee' break. So they stopped in a nearby cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would just take off her underwear and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it. So she proceeded to dry herself with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"Thats nothing", said the other husband,

"Mine came back with a card stuck to her bottom that read;

"From all of us at the Fire Station we'll never forget you!"

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