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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,

really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day

Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100

if you let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real

fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time

you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her

boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast.

He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts

the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his

girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

The lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety

before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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