Members snakeman Posted March 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 A Australian man and a American woman got married. On their wedding night she said she was going to take a hot bath and slip into something sexy. About 30 minutes later she comes out of the bathroom and he has all the furniture stacked up in one corner of the room. She says why did you stack all the furniture in the corner? He says I have never had sex with a woman before, But if it is anything like screwing a kangaroo we are going to need all the room we can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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