Members pappyld04 Posted March 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 A young guy from Oklahoma moves to California and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Oklahoma " Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. You're going to have to improve considerably or look for another job! How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$112,237.64." The boss says, "$112,237.64?! What the hell did you sell?!" Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the lake, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a new bass boat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that new Ford pick-up. I asked him how long he was going to be out at the lake and after he said 5 or 6 days so I took him down to the RV department and sold him a slide-in camper for the truck." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat, a truck and a camper?" Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 LMAO!! My kinda salesman! My hubby would fall for that.....though, he would NEVER get me tampons!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sexyliltrtl Posted March 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 Ok, this was the funniest joke I've heard in a while, specially since I'm from California, but live in Oklahoma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pappyld04 Posted March 21, 2008 Author Members Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 You and I both slt! I'm also a Cali transplant! BTW since this is the first post I've seen from you welcome to the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted March 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 21, 2008 lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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