Members pappyld04 Posted March 31, 2008 Members Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 My Daddy Sleeps Naked--------------------------------------------------------------------------'Late again,' the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.'It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this'un on myDaddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!'Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years.Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he meant bythat.Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth,little Sammyand trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth. 'Yousee, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote.The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat.Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbedhis shot gun and said to Ma 'That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna githim!'''Stay back,' he whispered to all us kids.He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the henhouse he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck thatdouble barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. As hestared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our oldhound dog Zeke had done woke up and comes sneakin' up behind Daddy.Then as we all looked on plumb helpless ; old Zeke stuck his cold nosein Daddy's butt crack!'Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock thismornin'!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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