Members snakeman Posted April 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Mrs.Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, Emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."The artist replied, "But you are not wearing any of those things.""I know," said Mrs. Johnson "but my health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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