Members pappyld04 Posted April 3, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Larry was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Larry, let me tell you something... on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to yourmother, and said, here - try these on. She did and said, 'These are toobig, I can't wear them. I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in thisfamily and I always will.' Ever since that night we never had anyproblems. 'Hmmm,' said Larry. He thought that might be a good thing totry, so on his honeymoon, Larry took off his pants and said to Karen,'here - try these on. She tried them on and said, 'These are too large,they don't fit me. Larry said, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in thisfamily and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that. ThenKaren took off her pants and handed them to Larry. She said, 'Here-youtry on mine. He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants. Karensaid, 'Exactly, and if you don't change your smartass attitude, you never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nosleepnmesa Posted April 4, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mailahn97 Posted April 5, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 LOL...thanks that was just the laugh I needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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