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Larry was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Larry, let me tell you something... on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to yourmother, and said, here - try these on. She did and said, 'These are too

big, I can't wear them. I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this

family and I always will.' Ever since that night we never had any

problems. 'Hmmm,' said Larry. He thought that might be a good thing to

try, so on his honeymoon, Larry took off his pants and said to Karen,

'here - try these on. She tried them on and said, 'These are too large,

they don't fit me. Larry said, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this

family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that. Then

Karen took off her pants and handed them to Larry. She said, 'Here-you

try on mine. He did and said, 'I can't get into your pants. Karen

said, 'Exactly, and if you don't change your smartass attitude, you never will.

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LOL...thanks that was just the laugh I needed.

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