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The Female Genie

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle

on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,

'Master, may I grant you one wish?'

Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you

know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything.'

The shocked genie said, 'Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be

returned to that bottle forever.'

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the

woman and said, 'Very well, I want to awaken with three American women

in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.'

The annoyed genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya

Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health


God is good

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