Members pappyld04 Posted April 18, 2008 Members Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Biology, Cats 101 A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th gradestudents. 'Human beings are the only animalsthat stutter', she says.A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-catwho stuttered', she volunteered.The teacher, knowing how precious some ofthese stories could become, asked the girl todescribe the incident.'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard withmy kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next doorgot a running start and before we knew it, hejumped over the fence into our yard!'That must've been scary', said the teacher.'It sure was', said the little girl.'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck', theRottweiler ate him!'The teacher wet her pants laughing....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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