Southern Gentleman

[Tyger]

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern

gentleman

beckoned the waitress and said quietly, 'Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly

lady; can ah

persuade y'all to give me a piece uh ass?'

'Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!' gasped the girl.

Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, 'Sure, why not? You're nice

lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away

up to my room? '

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table

and the

waitress asked, 'Will there be anything else, sir?'

'Why yes,' replied the southern gentleman. 'Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just

did

for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly! But where ah come from in

Albama,

we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh

as s for mah drink.'

[mmmmcandi]

Haha! A dialect'll sure get you more than you bargained for :-P