Members pappyld04 Posted June 27, 2008 Members Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 The Importance of Walking> >> Walking can add minutes to your life.> >>> >> This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in > >> a nursing home at $7000 per month.> >>> >> My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now > >> he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.> >>> >> I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who > >> annoy me.> >>> >> The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear > >> heavy breathing again.> >>> >> I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out > >> what I'm doing..> >>> >> I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't > >> lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.> >>> >> Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out > >> with chocolate.> >>> >> I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.> >>> >> The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll > >> say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she?'> >>> >> If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small > >> country.> >>> >> I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years...... just > >> getting over the hill.> >>> >> We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more > >> information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.> >>> >> AND> >>> >> every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find > >> a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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