Members pappyld04 Posted July 2, 2008 Members Report Share Posted July 2, 2008 Skinny Dippers An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm forseveral years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed upreally nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properlyshaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. Hegrabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughingwith glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunchof young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the womenaware of his presence and they all went to the deep end toshield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out untilyou leave!' The old man frowned and replied, 'I didn't come down here towatch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pondnaked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed thealligator.' Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can stillthink fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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