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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for

several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up

really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts

, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly

shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,

as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He

grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing

with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch

of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women

aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to

shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until

you leave!'

The old man frowned and replied, 'I didn't come down here to

watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond

naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the


Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still

think fast.

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