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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He says "Yes - just caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the service?"

"Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward

employment," and then asks, "are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and

blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at

10:00 AM and plan on starting at 10 AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,

why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?"

"This is a federal government job", the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and

scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

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