Dirty Thanksgiving Expressions

[pappyld04]

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about one huge breast!"

"How many are coming?"

"I'll just burst if I don't undo my pants!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back and take it easy... I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

"Don't play with your meat."

"It's Cool Whip time!"