Members pappyld04 Posted August 21, 2008 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Thoughts For Today.Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dogrun to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at theright time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the temptingmoment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by thenyour body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy areplacement.He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.' If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind toblame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he'sreally in trouble.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinklesdon't hurt . Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' togetherit spells 'Theirs?' Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about yourage and start bragging about it. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people toknow why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of theroads weren't paved. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think ofAlgebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such anice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pullup your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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