Karma

[jhard]

Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they load up Jack's minivan and head north. After driving for a few hours, they get caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pull into a nearby farm and ask the attractive lady who answers the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explains. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack says. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agrees, and the two men find their way to the barn and settle in for the night. Come morning, the weather has cleared, and they get on their way They enjoy a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack gets an unexpected letter from an attorney. It takes him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determines that it is from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He drops in on his friend Bob and asks, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do," says Bob.

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes!," Bob says, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turns beet red and he says, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything

[sass]

LOL!

[ToyQueen]

You have some good ones, jhard!! Thanks for the laugh.