Liberal Holiday Greeting

[Tyger]

Liberal Holiday Greeting:

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your individual and/or corporately-affiliated choice, but with respect and deference for those persons who choose to celebrate non-religious spirituality, those who are politically restrained from celebrating certain religious holidays, as well as those free-thinking persons of the persuasion not to practice or celebrate any religion or spirituality at all.

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, whose contributions have helped achieve this, our wonderful, diversely inclusive and border less global community, without regard to age, race, nationality, gender, creed, color, religion, political affiliation, socio-economic background, physical or mental disability, familial association, marital status or sexual orientation.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may inadvertently bring to those not in a holiday mood or who may be offended by the unsolicited or concise nature of this holiday greeting.)

[ladylove]

Gone are the days of a simple Happy holiday.........

[mystofpric]

HAHA. I love extreme PC!