Tyger Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 A woman meets a man in a bar.They talk; they connect; they endup leaving together.They get back to his place,and as he shows her around hisapartment.She notices that one wall of hisbedroom iscompletely filled with soft, sweet,cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in thebedroom,with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placedin rows, covering the entire wall!It was obvious that he had takenquite some time to lovingly arrange themand she was immediately touchedby the amount of thought he hadput into organizing the display.There were small bears all alongthe bottom shelf,medium-sized bears covering thelength of the middle shelf,and huge, enormous bears runningall the way along the top shelf.She found it strange for anobviously masculine guyto have such a large collection ofTeddy Bears,She is quite impressed by hissensitive side.but doesn't mention this to him.They share a bottle of wine andcontinue talking and,after awhile, she finds herselfthinking,'Oh my God! Maybe, this guycould be the one!Maybe he could be the futurefather of my children?'She turns to him and kisses himlightly on the lipsHe responds warmly.They continue to kiss, the passion builds,and he romantically lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroomwhere they rip off each other'sclothes and make hot, steamy love.She is so overwhelmed that sheresponds with more passion,more creativity, more heat than shehas ever known.After an intense, explosive nightof raw passion with this sensitive guy,they are lying there together inthe afterglow.The woman rolls over, gentlystrokes his chest and asks coyly,'Well, how was it?'The guy gently smiles at her,strokes her cheek,looks deeply into her eyes,and says:'Help yourself to any prizefrom the middle shelf' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted January 2, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 .... the middle shelf?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted January 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'd tell that clown that he didn't know top shelf sex when it hit him in the face,clear off his entire top shelf and run for it................................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members mystofpric Posted January 3, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 OH man! Bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted January 9, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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