Tyger Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 A woman takes a lover home during the day while herhusband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, seesthem and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She putsher lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boyis in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here..' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My Dad's out side.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that theboy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,'How much?' boy: '$750' Man: 'Sold.' A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a gameof catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseballand my glove.' The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell themfor?' Boy: '$1,000' The Dad says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than thosetwo things cost. I'm taking you to church, toconfession.' They go to the church and the Dad makes the littleboy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shitagain; you're in my closet now.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chloegirl Posted January 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Another good one! Where do you find these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyger Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I have an extensive e-mailing list!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ladylove Posted January 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted January 9, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 OMG!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members triedntru Posted January 9, 2009 Members Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I absolutely loved it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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