It's Dark In Here

[Tyger]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her

husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees

them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts

her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy

is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here..'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's out side.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the

boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,

'How much?'

boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,

'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game

of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball

and my glove.'

The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them

for?'

Boy: '$1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over

charge your friends like that...that is way more than those

two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to

confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little

boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit

again; you're in my closet now.'

[chloegirl]

Another good one! Where do you find these?

[Tyger]

I have an extensive e-mailing list!!

[ladylove]

Too funny!

[kisskat]

OMG!!!

[triedntru]

I absolutely loved it!!!