Tyger Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciatethe following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley , reports to have intercepted this past weekend:To: John HinckleyFrom: John McCainMy wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.Best Wishes,John and Cindy McCainPS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DADT Posted February 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Tyger honey. OUT-f%^&ing-STANDING. Golden LMAO to you."banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado."Genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ohshelly Posted February 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Can't stop laughing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dscn Posted February 5, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kisskat Posted February 6, 2009 Members Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falling out of chair laughing so hard* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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