Members Kinky Twinkie Posted June 28, 2009 Members Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE> SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING> SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND> THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.> 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE> SKIN OF MY ARM.>> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN> LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE> EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN> MY HAND.'>> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE> DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE> STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO> THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER> HANGING FROM HER REAR END.>> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT> THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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