Nymphomaniac Convention

[Tyger]

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he

settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman

boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading

straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the

seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,

"Business trip or vacation?"

She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the

annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has

ever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to a

meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his

composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at

this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some

of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths are

those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African

texas4april: American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,

it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to

possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French

men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of

Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best

potential lover in all categories is the Southern

Redneck."

texas4april: Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and

blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be

discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friends

call me Bubba!

[ladylove]

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he

settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman

boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading

straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the

seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,

"Business trip or vacation?"

She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the

annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has

ever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to a

meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his

composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at

this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some

of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard," what myths are

those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African

texas4april: American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,

it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to

possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French

men are the best lovers, when actually it is the man of

Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best

potential lover in all categories is the Southern

Redneck."

texas4april: Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and

blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be

discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Goldstein! But my friends

call me Bubba!

:lol: I loved it! Thanks Tyger.