Newbie saglaya Posted January 19, 2016 Newbie Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 My friend a coffee-addict Phil is a nice guy but he often lifts stuff in the local grocery stores. he would just come up to a shelf, slip a 8.8oz ground coffee brick into his pants pocket and matter-of-factly goes through the door. Though something is bulging badly around his left pocket area when he goes by the checkout, Phil always gets away with it. Once i dropped by in there to pick out some food and witnessed a following scene- a women in casual dress comes up to Phil and says that her name is Rita and she's the head of security of the supermarket chain: "would you be so kind as to show me what is bulging about your left pocket?" Phil: Ok, but won't you accept it as an abuse? I've recently used my bathmate and I have 10 inches in girth now. It looks like a... brick, you know". Rita works up a sweat and apologizes. Later he told me that this is the only working excuse in such cases 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members krisleightate Posted May 10, 2016 Members Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 LMAO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 12GAUGE Posted October 12, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 I thought I was going to read he had a trick pocket so he could fish out his pecker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cyn Posted October 22, 2016 Members Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Well at least he can only steal stuff that's 10 inches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members H. Housewife Posted November 5, 2017 Members Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 Funny story😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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