LMAO! Children I presume. Oh well, on your next business trip, search Hotels, find one which is accommodating with a four poster bed and more enticing is a balcony outside the bedroom, which overlooks the city you're in. Allow your imagination to flow, and allow yourself to be the center of attraction for others which happen to be sleepless for lack of Sex. For some reason, Im not sure why, but The Augernaut in SF comes to mind. The bedroom balcony inside the Suites overlook Fishermans Wharf and Alcatraz off in the Bay, which may interest someone else who may have an interest in Alcatraz. The possibilities are endless...