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I'm with you on that! All I can say, you are one lucky guy! My wife says she would not care if I went out and had sex with other women since she stopped wanting sex , but I think she has an ulterior motive! I know several women where I live who like me a lot, but I don't give them any notion I want to have sex with them, because they know my wife!

Indiana wants me, Lord I can't go back there! Out there the law is coming, I'm so tired of running, but I wouldn't mind running into some beautiful naked women!

I agree with you, and my youngest brother and his wife would to! They taught their kids (two girls, one boy) to be free spirited and not be embarrassed about their bodies and if they didn't want to get dressed, they didn't have to! On weekends my brother told me they seldom were dressed, and their kids were not either. Her parents did not agree with their lifestyle, because the first time they went to spend the night at grandma and grandpa's, the kids tried to runaround the house without clothes the next morning. All the adults told them to get dressed, the oldest girl protested telling them she didn't want to, my brother had to take her into the bedroom and to explain to her when at grandma's there are different rules! My brother got back in the kitchen and both her parents looked at him, telling my brother their daughter has just told them the kids were hardly dressed at home! He explained that he did not want his kids to be ashamed of their bodies and if they didn't want to get dressed they didn't have to, unless they had company or going to be at their grandparent's house! Before the visit was over her parents found out my brother and his wife were also naked in front of their kids, because the youngest daughter sort of told her grandmother that their mommy and daddy were also hardly dressed at home! His wife told her mom the same thing my brother had just said, they were teaching their kids - there is nothing wrong with being naked under the right circumstances! I also told my brother if I ever came to visit, I didn't want to see him or his family in their birthday suits, but when I did finally visit they might as well been naked, they put on as little as possible. I told my brother they should go live in a nudist colony, and I never went back to visit them either! My wife I don't mind being naked around the house, but we don't have kids to worry about, and I had my own standards when it came to my little girl, who has lived with my ex since our divorce!

TooTimid has a lot of flavored lubes you can buy that mask the taste of semen, and since I have been snipped I don't have swimmers in my semen either, which makes cum taste a whole lot different as well! You can also change the taste of semen, by what you eat! Natural flavors that help improve the taste of semen, #1 of course is Pineapple, then strawberries, lemons or lemon juice, cherries, and other sweetened fruits and juices. Avoid acidic foods and Alcohol which makes semen very bitter!

Dewey you are lucky to have girl like Mandy, sharing you with her sisters. Most girls I knew when I was younger who had sisters that I hung out with better not catch you talking to their sisters or any other girls, they would give you 3rd degree. There was a lot of sibling rivalry between sisters in our neighborhood growing up, including how they dressed to get the boys attention, and the ratio boys to girls was pretty even! There was 1 boy who we befriended that lived in different neighborhood though we never saw his sister, he bragged he was doing his own sister. We didn't believe him, but everyday at 4 PM no matter what game or who's team he was on he said I got to go home. One day we were in the middle of a game we were playing, he told us he had to leave, and I got mad and told him his sister can wait, telling me no she can't and took off! Myself and few friends decided to follow him to see where he lived and then we took turns riding our bikes in his neighborhood to see if we could see a girl come in and out of the house, none of us ever saw a so called sister! One day I decided to just ride by his house, and saw a gorgeous woman outside his house, and I stopped to ask her, I presumed was his mom if her boy could come ride his bike with me, and his sister could join us if she wanted. I forget my friend's name and this woman laughed telling me he didn't have sister, but a step-sister her daughter, (if the mom was that pretty I could imagine what her daughter looked like) but she didn't like to play outside! She called her boy to come out, and we took off on our bikes, telling him his mother was very pretty, and told him that his mom told me your sister is actually your step- sister! So since it was the two of us, I told him if her step-sister looks anything like her mom, I can't blame him for going home everyday but why at 4? Today being a weekday, he told me his mom or step-mom took a day off from work and just happened to be outside when I rode up, telling me his dad leaves for work at 4 and his step-mom usually doesn't get home till 5. He told me when his dad met his future mom, and got introduced to her daughter little did he know she was a sex maniac! They all went to Europe for their parents honeymoon, when they got back and their parents got into their work schedule, he told me that is when they started having sex, but everyday I asked him - telling me when she got home from school she couldn't wait for his dad to leave for work. The sex actually started when he accidentally caught her naked with one hand massaging her breast and the other with her fingers between legs, and told him forget her fingers, when she could have the real thing telling my friend to get naked and do her! I asked him when we get back to his house if I could see his step-sister! When we got back to his house, telling me to watch a side window and this gorgeous looking female looks out the widow, and then he appeared and they started kissing each other, but when he put his hand up her shirt, she threw her head back and both gave me the thumbs up, and I returned it, then he was back outside to put up his bike as I had to get home myself. So that day on when he had to leave, I understood! I did ask him once, if I could meet his step-sister since I saw her that day, he told me he would ask her and get back with me. He never did, no one saw this kid for a few weeks so I went to his house, and it was totally empty with a for sale sign in the front yard! There was an older lady who was out on her porch next door, and I asked if she knew anything about the people who moved out and their boy was sort of friend of mine! She told me a moving van showed up at the house got loaded and left, then the for sale sign showed up a few days later! Which was nothing new to me, since most of our friend's parents were also putting their houses up for sale, this was about the same time the max exodus to suburbia was beginning! I wondered if they ever became more than just step-brother and sister!

Two of the three free products I received - one never worked, the other was a plug that tore apart and now in the trash. I don't complain about free stuff and most sex toys that are free don't last anyway no matter what company you get them from! TooTimid is not the only company that gives away free stuff with purchases, I think they give away these adult toys and other items, because of customer complaints - these items don't work. When you think about it is a good marketing scheme, if you are a company and you order a bulk amount of a certain item and over half are defective instead paying to replace the order just give that item away with a purchase. For companies it is a big tax right off as a loss, people in the restaurant business do it all the time especially if it has a buffet! You want an ever bigger tax break get a foreigner to start a company with you and put it in his name and our government will give your business tax break for two to three years, sometimes more. When BMW opened a plant here in S.C. they got a 20 year tax break plus incentives, that was over twenty years ago!

I have put natural cream right from the source in my morning coffee since I don't have swimmers, and I was going to put some in my current wife's coffee, it was a good thing I didn't ! I had Morning Wood that wouldn't quit one morning and got the idea to try something different, but I must have ate something very salty the night before it took quit a bit of sugar to get rid of the salty taste in my coffee and I have never tried to do that again since. I had to put a stop to my swimmers a long time ago when my ex-wife gave me an ultimatum, when her Gynecologist told her to stop taking Birth Control Pills since it was the root of her Migraine Headaches, either the swimmers go or you get no more of this as she raised her skirt, dropped her panties, almost shoving her great smelling Kitty Kat into my face. There was no need for further discussion, and I took care of that demand as soon as possible!

Danny I'm the same way, not so much the wife just every now and then since it is just us. I also like to have pancakes with molasses to go along with my Hard Eggs and Sausage 😉 😉, to go with my morning coffee! I learned my lesson a few years about cooking nude though, I now wear a pajama bottom or put a towel around me when I'm near the stove no matter what I'm cooking. Bubbling hot spaghetti sauce landing in the wrong place is all it took!

Agreed since there are no young children here, I can have pancakes with molasses to go along with my Hard Eggs and Sausage 😉 😉, to go with my morning coffee!

The wife!

What would be even more fun, some of these guys have wives or GFs and as their seed drips from your wife, the women lick her clean and then proceed to snowball each other! I actually saw this video on an amateur website, where a woman was gang-banged and her body was practically covered in cum and 3 women came into the video and licked her clean, leaving enough cum for some snowballing. As the video continued you could see a few guys masturbating in the background, the women got up and each one went to a guy that was jerking their meat and started giving B.J.s The woman who had just been gang-banged, she went to one guy who I presumed was her guy because she got him down on the floor and started riding him cow girl style, and then another guy came over and put his meat where this woman could suck it. That is where the video stopped, and was the hottest video of gang-bang that I've ever seen. I wish had bookmarked that page to my p.c., now I can't find it!

I have to ask WHY when moms show their daughters how to masturbate most everybody is cool with it? Dads show their sons what to do with their cocks and it is called child molestation, I don't get it! I took bubble baths with my daughter until she was 5. I would be in the tub covered in bubbles and my ex handed me my daughter and I'd wash her and play in the bubbles with her and then my ex come and get her and dry her - everything was on the level. When my daughter turned 5 it happened, curiosity comes with age she tried reaching under the bubbles and I knew what she was reaching for and I stopped her. I called my ex to come and get our daughter and bring a towel. I told my ex what happened and she explained to my daughter that she was getting to old to take bubble baths with her daddy! Some experts would probably accuse me of indecent behavior and exposing myself to my daughter which never happened. I couldn't get in the tub with her but it didn't stop me from still giving her bubble baths, my ex would get so mad we had more water on the floor than in the tub. and most times I wore T-shirt and shorts and I would be soaked, my daughter loved to splash water on me, but we were having innocent fun! Shortly after that we were separated and divorced, because I caught my ex cheating on me!

You have nice sexy body as well, I imagine everything below where the pic is cut looks lovely and delicious!

You are so welcome! I read and learn a lot from everybody posts and when somebody posts something it jogs my memory! As a teen, I liked older women some put on a show by accident . If you want to know more just ask!

Research Yvonne De Carlo's many sexy outfits including what she wore on the Munsters, but this is Spider Web outfit is not one of them! The only pic I could find similar to this was on Amazon, and it is claimed to be a Photoshop pic! Any woman would be very sexy in this outfit on Halloween, but be careful when answering the door to children Trick or Treater's especially with parents who might call the police! I was out late one night on Halloween when I just turned 16 and I was going to my last house which was very dimly lit up, but gave it chance anyway! The door opened a bit after ringing the doorbell, and I called out Trick or Treat, and this female voice asked if I was alone and why was I still out. I told her my age and would be probably my last year going out and I was dressed up as Hobo closer to what Red Skelton used to wear on his TV show! This lady said I could have some candy or a special treat, I went for the special and boy did it ever turn out to be special. Now I already had my secret stash of adult magazines which I kept secretly hidden from everybody in my family, because my brothers were tattletales, and I knew a shop that threw away adult mags in the trash every month, a couple even had stills from porn movies. So the lady invites me in an lets me enter her living room where she has candles and incense burning and I think she'd been smoking some Ganga, heck even though it was illegal it was rampant in our area, even some cops we knew were smoking it. She gets me to sit down on the couch and asks if I would like water or Soda Pop to drink, and told her Soda Pop and brought me a bottle of Coca Cola. Now she wasn't wearing much to begin with but it looked good on her for being an older woman, though I thought it was a Halloween costume! I think she was in her late 40's or early 50's and she was wearing a red plastic or whatever you called it back then, looking like something you see in a TV commercial and calf half high white laced up boots and wide white belt around her waist! She sat down across from me in easy chair and slowly unlaced and took off her boots to where I just could barely look up her skirt from where I was sitting and she caught me looking, telling me I'll get to see enough in time. She asks how her legs looked as she stood up, I told her she had very pretty legs, and came over and gave me a kiss on my forehead. She undid her belt and began to give me a private striptease down to her see-thru black bra which partially hid her nipples, her black laced crotch-less panties that had a red bow to keep them partially closed and her pussy somewhat hidden and her thigh high nylons. She sat down next to me, and whispered in ear if I was 18 she would give me a bigger treat in her bedroom, I told her I have seen women totally naked in my magazines and knew a little about what goes where from my porn magazines. She said magazines can't go to jail but she could, and no use arguing even though I was sitting next to a nearly naked woman, I even told her I wouldn't say anything to anybody! She still wasn't going to take that chance, so I asked why the show? She had planned the evening for her husband ( I over looked the wedding ring) and he decided to go out with the guys who were having their own Halloween Party at a local private club which probably meant strippers, and when I rang her doorbell and heard I was alone she decided to give me a special treat. Of course I asked her if I was 18 why she would have had sex with me, then she told me she had a few guys on the side, but all seemed to be busy this night, and 16 was way too young even for her tastes. I said if I were her husband with a body like she had, I wouldn't be out with a bunch of guys or she'd be with me everywhere I went, but back in the 70's it wasn't uncommon for the guys to go out because even my dad did it making my mom angry a lot! She gave me a great big kiss on my left cheek as she walked me to the door. I never forgot that night because I promised myself when I got married and knew I was going out I'd invite or take my wife with me, because the alternative could be a wife having guys on the side! Sadly I never looked at her address and forgot what street I was on and I got yelled at when I got home about 11 o'clock. I explained to my mom and dad that it was my last year Trick or Treating and I wanted to get a big as stash as possible, as long as there were lights on a porch I went to the door and when my dad dumped out my candy which he did every year since we were kids, I had the biggest haul ever over my two younger brothers who just went strictly around the neighborhood with my older brother and a few of his friends who also had to watch their younger siblings. I didn't like my brother's friends, and I waited till they left and went out on my own, and glad I did. I had the best time a teen could have getting close to a woman barely dressed and almost 3x my age and gave me a private striptease to boot, and how I learned to masturbate because I was aching so bad when I got into bed thinking about that hot sexy mysterious woman I just spent quite a bit of time with. I even threw away my mags, because being close to the real thing mags were a mute point. I never told my parents even as an adult why I was out so late that night, certain memories are better kept to oneself and this is the first time it is being revealed since TooTimid's Forums are inspiring to me! I think this woman did have lasting effect on me Coke is my favorite soft drink, see-thru or peek-a-boo bras, lace panties crotch-less or not, nylons or pantyhose and boots laces or not - are all my biggest turn-ons that are worn by women over 20, no matter what ethnic background they have! I even love women in Mono, Micro, and Barely There Bikinis - the older they are the sexier they are!

This is not a real photograph, according to Amazon's question and answers this is a Photoshop pic of Yvonne De Carlo who would never pose in anything like this. Still, it is one heck of a sexy picture!

I always thought the Munsters were sexier than the Adam's Family, but yet no remake of the Munsters! Adam's Family two movies, the only female that became sexier as she got older was Christina Ricci who played a lot of gruesome parts comedy or serious! Ricci's more notable roles when she co-starred in Monster - as a lesbian lover, Lizzie Borden Chronicles, Sleepy Hollow, Black Snake Moan - as young drug addict, Casper, That Darn Cat, and now 50 States Of Fright! I would love to see Christina Ricci play Lilly Munster, since she's acted in those type roles already and I think could be very sexy as Lilly! I heard that Hollywood can't find an actor that was as tall as Fred Gwynne who played Herman, but since some former basketball stars have become actors, now is the time for the Munsters - come on Hollywood!

I had no problem making my ex-wife have orgasms. After three minutes of hard grinding she would orgasm so hard we both ended up soaking wet, but since I hadn't come yet sex got boring for her. She was never into getting second or having multiple orgasms, and she always seemed to ruin it for me by asking "are you done yet?" We talked one morning as we lay naked in bed touching and playing with each other, she asked what would it take for us to cum together? The guys she did have sex with usually came within two to three minutes because the way her pussy gripped a stiff cock made them cum, so she taught her body to orgasm within that time frame. I laughed at that, two to three minutes I'm just getting started, though it felt like her pussy was trying to rip my cock off my body. I told my ex I listened to Dr. Ruth Westheimer and Dr. Laura Berman on sex talk radio, the majority of the women complained about how their men reached orgasm in about two to three minutes when it took them 15 to 20 minutes to reach their peak. I practiced on myself when I got close to cumming, I'd stop masturbating till I relaxed and started over again. I timed and practiced on myself that it would take 15 to 20 minutes before I let myself cum. I actually went 30 minutes one time before I had reached the peak of orgasm! We were brought up to save sex for our wedding night because a marriage should not just be based on sex, but here I ended up with a woman that could cum as fast as a guy or horse running a three minute mile! I told my ex we should do a lot of foreplay mainly her playing with my cock and a B.J. wouldn't hurt either. I told her I would teach her to control her orgasm since we had things to do, I told her we try that night and we did! You Talk about Roman hands and Russian fingers, when she said she was getting close to orgasm, I stopped. We continued again and I stopped, then we got into the 69 position and I waited till she started licking and sucking my Penis, and then I went on to lick her clit and eat her pussy, this is after I got her to trim her bush! Once she got real wet and her mouth was doing wonders on me, we both said at the same time we were ready. We got back into the missionary position me on top and in no time she and I orgasm-ed together and she was so happy she started crying for joy! Unfortunately those nights or mornings were far and in between when we orgasm-ed together, it would be days or over a week before we would have sex again. The way she dressed or hardly dressed teasing me with hot body she could put Daisy Duke to shame, (I wish I had pics, but this was before people had cams on everything) I wanted her even more! I even got mad at her if you don't want sex quit being such a Cock Tease, but later the crap would hit the fan which is on another post.

Bemo you should read my quote what my ex did to me one time, after we stopped having sex for a long time!

Yes I have with sweetened lube takes the bitter taste away, unless you like to drink a lot of Pineapple or Lemon Juice! I'm more into lapping up the sweet juices of the female orgasm, than my own cum!

Guys jerking off to a cock teaser that's even cooler!

Masturbate a few hard cocks wow, I can't even get my wife to give me a simple hand job let alone try to give other guys a whirl!

Did she masturbate in front of a bunch of guys , did she masturbate you in front of bunch of guys, did she masturbate a bunch of guys, or did they do a circle jerk and bukaked her?