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Katie Did It I wish I could volunteer, but my wife pays our cel phone bills and has access to my call history and anything out of our area code would be a big RED FLAG! email erotica is much more safe for me of course you have to do a lot of typing...LOL

I have had phone sex with several women that I dated and it was a lot of fun and very safe, you didn't have to worry about pregnancies or STDs! One of my former gf's even simulated oral sex over the phone and that was the hottest phone sex I ever had, because it almost felt like she was actually blowing me! What is even more fun now is having cam to cam sex! When I was dating my current wife I bought her a dildo that was about the same size as my erection and then set up her camera program. When we couldn't be together she would use the dildo in her mouth or pussy while she watched me masturbate! Now they have virtual toys that work with cam to cam and at one time I didn't think it would not necessary to have virtual cam to cam sex since we are married, but now that my wife has stopped having sex with me I'm thinking about going that route to try to get us to have some kind of sex life again!

This is Fun4her and Lonely is the lady, sorry for the confusion!

Hooper I don't think Lonely shows her face, I've never seen it in any of the pics she has posted!

Hooper which one, this one (o) or this one 😊? I prefer this one (o) and wet is even better!

Those nipples definitely need some attention, maybe even with a little honey on them or some whipped cream - either kind!

I also find that women in boots are very sexy as well! I guess all the years I spent on our family farms and seeing my nieces in their boots never rubbed off! One niece that moved away from the farm never stopped wearing boots as she got older and I loved visiting her house, she wore these Moccasin Boots that hugged her shapely legs and to me were real sexy on her! I even told my niece she looked darn good in her house boots and even admitted to me "you can take the girl off the farm, but you can't take the farm off the girl!" This niece was not the first or the last of my relatives to leave our family farms, but I really loved seeing my nieces wearing their boots! In those days on our family farms everybody worked the farm including family that came to visit, you wanted to eat you had to help and I was more than happy to work with my nieces and I had a lot of them! Being around a lot females as a boy made me appreciate the opposite sex especially as they developed and a few of them sprouted over night so it seems! Yes, I have to admit women in boots are my biggest weakness plus a big turn-on. I hope one day I can have sex with a woman wearing only her boots!

You're welcome!

It is water based and they call it "Gun Oil", because it is made for your pistol or your cannon depending on what you have between your legs! I used to have cannon, now I have a leaky water pistol and I'd be lucky to get a squirt out of it!

It really was, and it was the night she turned 18! My gf had wanted to have some kind of sexual contact before she turned 18, but I promised her divorced mom I would not do anything with her daughter physically even after she turned 18 ! ( I was almost 21; I was 19 and she was almost 17 when we first met and meeting her mom) I also told my gf I would not go all the way with her sexually until I put an engagement ring on and then a wedding ring on her finger and only then only on our wedding night! She had also told me she had been reading articles in different magazines about how to please a man and how to pleasure herself as well! Some articles she read by women also said don't be afraid to experiment to know your limitations as well as your partner's! To this day I believe we would have had a sexual active happy marriage, it was her mom who threw a monkey wrench into our relationship because her mom's bf at the time was being an "ASS" and I would do the same to her daughter! I told my gf back when all her mom's turmoil was affecting our relationship, that her mom was jealous of the way I was treating her and the best thing we both loved about our relationship we loved kissing each other and explored our lips and mouths with our tongues, especially a with a lot of sucking! Her mom could't stand her daughter my gf being so happy since the divorce became final! My gf even wore a scarf around her neck from the big "Hickey" she showed me I gave her and telling me she had to take a shower the night we made out, because her panties were soaked by the time she got home! I've been married 3x, but I never felt the true love that I had with this gf! (until I met Carol from a mistaken identity by her mom a few months after I turned 21!)

I made a gf cum a long time ago using two fingers while she rubbed her clit with her fingers and thumb! What made even more attracted to her after she exploded all over my fingers she grabbed my hand and inserted my fingers into her mouth and sucked and licked them clean! I in turn dipped into her wetness again and then stuck my wet slick fingers into my mouth and boy she tasted real good! I told her the next time we go out I will give her real treat and it will involve me and my tongue and mouth! Unfortunately that was the last time we went out together, but that's a sad story by itself and it had nothing to do with my gf or myself!

Horny lama Gun Oil H2O by Empowered Products Las Vegas Nv. is the best lube on the market, but is not edible! I myself prefer edible lubes making it easier and tastier to eat cum filled pussy!

Lubes? I have plenty of lubes!

Funguy guys like me with ED envy you! I miss my my dick standing at attention especially when Lonely shows how sexy she is!

I'd spread your legs in that position and dive right in face first and lick and suck your pussy real good!

Rio Ditto!

I'm with you on that Willdou, I live 5 mins. from our Cap. building and 10 mins. from my favorite restaurant California Dreaming, and Lonely lives far away from us!

Katie Did It! I love a woman that is willing to try something new like that! I bought a pussy pump to try with my wife, because I wanted to see if the hubbub about them were really true and showed my wife some pics of what a pussy pump can do! Now after reading that it can be used to pump up the nipples and nipple play can excite the clit looking back I wish I had done that first! Let's just say she did not enjoy the pussy pump and I ended up returning it! Katie if you are that adventurous we would love hear how your experience turns if you do buy one and pics would be nice! I have seen pics of just clits that had been pumped up, but to me seeing the whole pussy pumped up looks a lot more inviting and easier for licking and sucking besides a hard cock disappearing into those pumped meaty folds!

Yes and No! Yes: You get one so small that when you get hard it is painful! I've seen some men with metal cock rings that I even couldn't figure out how they got their big cocks into that little ring! No: I have rubber rings that are way to flexible to keep me hard! What really works, believe it not is small rope -look up Cock Bondage and watch how rope can keep you hard. If you are good, you can manage to tie up your own Cock and Balls, but it is more fun if another person does it for you - they can go a little further past your limitations especially if your hands are tied and your mouth is gagged - Good Luck!

My weakness a lady in boots, even better when she's showing her sexy goodies!

Been there and done with my current wife! She enjoyed my tongue and lips running all over huge cum covered breasts just as much as I loved licking up her wet and slick tits and nipples!

horny farm gal, I grew up on two farms and even today after being away from the farms all these years, I still know my way around a farm and miss being around the animals and the smell of hay! A roll in the hay had a real meaning to me back then, and it had nothing to do with sex! When it comes down to sex Foreplay is one thing, but I love Afterplay better. If you read what I posted to MrsJames about my 1st wife, sex with her was exactly like that, but it was more like wham bam thank you sir and once she had hers sex was over she'd just roll over and fall asleep a left me with a wet hard-on! The times I was able to cum inside her as soon as I stopped shooting she'd jump out of bed and go wash up, like I just filled her up with poison and when she got back in bed it was a quick kiss and goodnight! My ex was not like that while we were dating intimacy was great exploring each other with hands, fingers and tongue to a point, since both of us agreed to avoid pre-marital penetration of any kind. I didn't get to lick her taste her womanly charms and juices until our honeymoon night, but afterwards when I went to kiss her she turned her head away - telling me to wash my face and rinse my mouth before I could kiss her! I did and when I came back to bed, I asked what the heck was that all about? What she told me was no surprise since we agreed to avoid any kind of sexual contact, she had never and had no intention of tasting her own juices! I asked this question you've never licked your fingers after you played in your kitchen? She didn't even get the question, "I never played in the kitchen, so why would I lick my fingers!" I just blurted out "by Kitchen - I meant you never stuck your fingers in your pussy and licked them afterwards to see what you tasted like or have a guy finger you and then stick his fingers in your mouth" she just said "NO!" I told her my older women girlfriends that I had relationships with that I fingered had licked my fingers or we shared licking my fingers clean. She told me I had deranged gfs. and she never put her fingers inside herself either! You know the saying "if the shoe fits wear it" I should have tried on this pair of shoes before getting married! I don't know how my ex learned about sex, no intimacy especially after oral or penetration and what really struck me she never tasted her own juices in one form another! In my later teens and into my early twenties my girlfriend at the time and the first girl I ever fingered was on her 18th birthday while she used her fingers on her clit, she even licked my fingers afterward and then stuck them in my mouth to let me lick them as well and then let me lick her fingers also. After we had our fun she went on to to tell me that she had been reading articles about women and self pleasure and what to do when another set of fingers are sexually pleasuring your love tunnel and what to to do with your own! The main thing was to lick your juices afterward off of those pleasurable digits and to share with your partner to let them taste your juices as well! She then told me she's been masturbating since the night she fondled my hard dick, (she had touched and played with my long fellow just a little bit inside my pants a couple of weeks prior to her birthday) since we've waited to start learning about each other sexually and went on kissing each other and we were real good at that, including French Kissing! I did tell her that I had been releasing my sexual tension since the first time she got totally naked in front of me, but come hell or high water I promised myself I'd wait till she turned 18 before I'd try anything sexual with her!(her divorced mom at that time was having boyfriend problems, he was being a complete jerk and somehow convinced her daughter to breakup with me a few months after our special night. We had been together almost 2 1/2 yrs. now and I told my gf her mother was jealous of her because I was so good to her going out together and buying her things and didn't try anything beyond kissing till she turned 18. I respected her and her age and I told her mom that I was older -19 when we 1st met, but not stupid! I liked her daughter because she was very smart for her age and knew what she wanted to do with her life and I was going to be part of it so we thought and that hurt for many years, but if I had been a somebody else who just wanted sex with a 16 -18 yr. old teenager, I'd have screwed her daughter's brains out and could have more than once the few times she offered me her body and I'm the one who put the reins on sex. Not too many guys would've turned down a beautiful naked girl in his bedroom or backseat of his car no matter how old or I mean young she was. I still made out with her without getting getting undressed myself even though she wanted me to feeling my erect cock against her body through my tight jeans. What was even more fun helping putting her clothes back on while we were still making out - touching every part of her body with my hands - that is when you know you love someone that you really care about! (I had to manually release a lot of sexual tension after she went home or I dropped her off when we were out in my car) Bottom line come to find out besides no intimacy my ex had way too many sexual hangups and not as adventurous as I was, though she told me that her mom had told her to be pleasing to your man - treat him like your a whore in bed while we were dating. That's what got my interest, but instead I got a Refrigerator and the idea of sex toys was never going to happen either, to her was totally "TABOO!" My ex was the only woman that I ever masturbated in front of to a happy ending, because she never saw a dick actually shoot cum and the thing she liked most, was watching my cock jerk and throb as I let it go once I started to cum!

MrsJames believe it or not, I could only enjoy sex with a woman I was in love and intimate with! I had a few one night stands and like you it was empty and meaningless. Even this one time that this young woman rode me cowgirl style like there was no tomorrow and made me cum real good and the more I spasmed the harder she rode and until I felt her juices flow, but again it was all her doing I just was along for the ride there was no intimacy afterward, I was just another roll-in-the-hay to her! I agree with you about intimacy even if the sex was bad, intimacy is the cure when you touch each others nipples or other body parts with your fingers while still in the moment. Tongues cum in handy especially if you both are into performing oral! A perfect example was my 1st wife who could orgasm in two minutes or less and learned that because her former deceased husband must've been a quick shooter! With me, after she had an orgasm everything after that was a waste of time even though I was still hard as a rock! The best lovemaking I did was on a cruise with my current wife and we had sex all night long without having any kind of orgasm because we kept starting and stopping without me ever pulling out and we fell asleep with my manhood locked inside her when she closed her legs preventing me from sliding out. The next morning we started up again until we both came together and her having multiple orgasms! That was the best lovemaking we've ever done and the most unforgettable cruise we had ever taken! Talk about trying something new - yes at one time my wife was into trying new things, but once we did something new we never did it again! If you want to know more ask me to PM you? I'll tell you about the time we did a Vaginal "DP!"

Tyger I ran into the same problem with a neighbor, but his wife was the addicted Gamer! I think I saw her in more revealing clothes and underwear than he did, unless they had friends over for multi-player games! Since I was retired and like her I was always home and one day we met and met her husband soon afterward! Well one day she just got home as I was out walking and said she got this cool new game and could't wait to play it and told me to come over in about 15 minutes! I knock on the door and yelled for me to come in and there she was in a halter top that barely covered her huge Ta-Tas and wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes with a bowl of snacks and started to play this new game which was a science fiction war game! I told her to play single player since I was not good at video games and she was good! One day she showed me all her games, telling me she could outplay her husband, except his few sports games! She Loved playing her games loud and loved an audience and didn't care how she was dressed as long as she was covered up and 1 time only in a towel since she was washing clothes! I told her at one point when I saw her only in her bra and panties if she wasn't married I'd get to know her much much better, but she burst my bubble real quick telling me she did not look at me the same way I did her since she wasn't into older guys - I was more like an older brother to her that she'd never had! The thing is which I already knew that she was nothing but a "Cock Tease!" Well one day it finally happened when I heard her calling out my name while she was crying in her backyard and went over to find out what was wrong! What she told and showed me really was not a shock to me, she had been served separation papers from her husband! Her extreme gaming come to find out was forcing her not to perform her wifely duties as a housewife, but ignoring her marital duties in the bedroom as well ! He started having an affair with another woman on his route as a delivery driver and she was giving him that his wife wasn't beside sex, was home cooked food since she hardly ever cooked because of her addiction to video games. Heck her husband even liked my food when I offered him something that I cooked on my grill and told him he could use my grill anytime! One time when he was over sharing a beer before all this other stuff happened he wished I was a woman because my house was always neat and tidy and I could cook, and he'd leave his wife in a heartbeat, and that's when I told him about the things I saw his wife was wearing or rather not wearing! He admitted to me if he left the house and she was wearing bra and panties, when he came back home she was still wearing the same bra and panties no matter who came to the house, since all his friends had told him the same thing! I did tell him I never saw his wife naked, and he jokingly said that's because you've never been to one of our skinny dipping parties telling him so that's all the noise I hear in front of your house every once in a while in the summertime once you have your pool ready! All he said was "YUP!" So Tyger I can't blame you for leaving your ex for being hooked on video games when my neighbor left his wife for a woman who could cook in the kitchen as well as in the bedroom! My 1st wife's boys were into Nintendo when it came out and would play video games hours on end and from then on I hated video games, but I was into looking more at my neighbor in her underthings than watching her play video games!