Susan James

I'm sure you could find someone who is willing to help insert that lucky tampon into that fine vagina. I have just the "tool" to gently slip and push it in. Looking mighty fine.

Sometimes I do but really I don't!

Last night my wife had invited five of her friends over for a girls only party. They have a years end get together decked out in style with a little black dress or evening gown. Cocktails and finger foods keep things light but the women who was going to bartend and serve called in the morning to inform us that she was ill. My wife wished her to get well soon and that she would see her for the next party. As she hung up she looked at me and said that I would be filling in for Amy to serve her friends. She led me by the hand as we went upstairs to get dressed as there was much to be done before everyone arrived. She laid out a delightful black gown, low cut and mid thigh. Bra, thong, garter belt and stockings with a pair of 3 inch heels followed by make up and jewelry and I was ready to go. No sooner than I finished with a spritz of perfume did the door bell ring. I was halfway down the stairs when the front door opened and in walked Stacy. She hugged and kissed hello, handed me her coat and went to work getting ready for the party. She heard Amy was not coming and figured we would need help. Just then my wife called from upstairs to see who was here. She was glad for the assistance as the three of us made short work of preparations. After a quick drink the rest of the ladies arrived in quick order. Greeting the girls who all looked exquisite they got to to partying without paying much attention to me. It was a relief to be able to help make it an enjoyable event for all as they partied well into the night.

Problem is you'll end up with tendonitis of both elbows from beating off, your palms will be like raw hide, you'll be blind and and your balls will be drained.

Shaved or hairy?

What were once vices are now habits. If most of us worked half as hard as we fornicated and masturbated we'd be rich.

When it cums to pegging, you'll be begging! Soon it will be all you think of and the only way you will be able to orgasm by your prostrate getting pounded. Your ass be open wide as that strap on presses against your hole. The first thrust in all the way will cause you to gasp and shudder in expectation of what will be. When she reaches around to stroke your cock you will realize that here is where you were meant to be. A bottom here to serve your women as she now has you right where she wants you. Moaning on the end of a cock as you know now how women feel.

Got me there. Get back to work then.

Nice handy work with the toy. Thank you and good night!

What a Christmas surprise. My wife handed me a card to open. Inside was the usual wishes but addressed to Susan and the girls. Offering her a perplexed look she unrolled a picture of Sarina Valentina with three lipsticked kisses undersigned by her and her two friends. She told me that they all agreed to put some cash aside for the past year and had saved enough for breast implants. A two week trip to Brazil to a plastic surgeon friend is part of my present. What to do until then? Now I just have to decide on how big.

That's the right attitude. Take one for the team.

Liar, liar. Crotch on fire! I bet you are masturbating right now.

Do any of you cock suckers and clit lickers have any New Years resolutions worth mentioning? Would love to hear about them.

If your pecker feels like it is asleep or less sensitive you might try a dab of Franks' Red Hot on the tip to light that candle. The other problem which may lead to decreased sensitivity is habitual masturbation when one beats their meat like an organ grinder. Over aggressive self flagellation and a strangle hold on the pecker can cause neuropathy and a result in one being comfortably numb leaving you with nuts full of cum.

You might need to suck a bit harder but not too hard as you might suck the foreskin over the head and past the tip. That could create a problem called phimosis and also give you a bad case of halitosis.

A vaginal vice with a death grip. Nice.

Sign him up for an orchiectomy if you truly wish to solve the family planning problem.

Sounds like you're torn between the office situation and your wife getting it on. Everything is negotiable and maybe you should do so over a drink in a neutral site. Of course it is good to have a little insurance so while he is slipping your wife the sausage snap a few pictures of him humming a tune on your cock. It will all work out in the end. Happy trails.

All is good until you fall asleep and sunburn your cock and balls. Fried to a crackly crunch like a match head.

Dropping off the twins with those sooty, hanging old man balls.

That's one hell of a yuletide log you're sporting!

Don't worry. They'll get mouth to nipple resuscitation.

Wet white cotton panties.

Love to deeply inhale the sweet aroma of her panties. The lingering scent of her perfume on her bra and blouses leaves me intoxicated and mesmerized. I just love how good women always smell and how their scent just sends me down the rabbit hole. Thank you ladies.

Rear entry. Back in only.