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Susan James

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  1. If you really want to do it right you could do the same prep you would do for a colonoscopy. Follow that with an enema or two for a squeaky clean asshole ready for your husbands cock. Do not alternate holes by going from your asshole to pussy as that may introduce bacteria from one hole to the other. Wash or wipe his dipstick off as you would wash your hands and you should be good. Have fun.
  2. One more reason to go back to the office and stop working at home! Love it!
  3. You use it anyway and then either return it or take it to the local library and leave it on a bookshelf for someone else to use.
  4. Be safe and bag it before you catch one of those drug resistant strains of a STD.
  5. Just be very careful you do not impale yourself while the fudge packer is working up to ramming speed. Reminds me of a contraption a kid made in high school shop. It was stolen by one of the teachers and never seen again. Make sure you get a patent.
  6. Yes they can but with one caveat. It may be 10 inches long but the diameter of a pencil if you are not careful.
  7. Looks like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Where is Jack?
  8. Next time sit their ass down in the ice bath for half a hour to cool their jets and shrink the dick.
  9. Could always try two tongue depressors and duct tape. Why do you think they call it a prick?
  10. Nice. I would drink your bath water after seeing this. Hot dam!
  11. Love the bra but I'm sure most love what it is holding.
  12. Is that the big hole or the little hole? Or maybe both holes at once?
  13. Be very careful or you might end up with a burning bush. come on baby light my fire! Nice touch.
  14. it is an easily acquired taste and considered a delicious delicacy to most. A cum filled cunt needs no lube.
  15. Give it a try. If it all goes south you can always say he was watching the two of you fucking when he tripped and fell and his dick ended up in your asshole. Either way all three of you win.
  16. All fun and games right up until the wardrobe malfucktion. Getting your cock and balls caught in a zipper will certainly kill the mood and hard on. What about the snail trail left by the ladies on their dress or chair?
  17. What about getting spanked with a stiff woody pecker? It would sure as hell beat getting spanked by a wet noodle of a cock.
  18. You might enjoy getting spanked with a table tennis paddle too.
  19. Best when positioned over the knees with your cock between them. As one is spanked and the cock gets hard it adds pleasure when she squeezes it between them. To really punish someone an occasional slap on the head of the cock will gently them who is in control.
  20. I totally agree. Go low and slow and make sure you are under the care of a doctor. Enhance your femininity with estrogen as well as all the other benefits such as softer skin, less hair growth, sensual curves, and fuller breasts. Enjoy and stay wet and wild.
  21. Looks like you have been infected in a good way with that well hung member. There ain't no cure so stroke on.
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