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No clue what happened either. Anyone wanna fill me in? As in let me know! LOL

That is TOTALLY ridiculous. I too, would hafta calm down before calling to complain (though in some instances, the more irritated you are, the better they listen). I hope they treat you better, and I hope this is the only time they've done such a thing.

Here are some of my flowers I've managed NOT to kill!! LMAO Actually, I've been having fun trying to see what I can do in a garden (besides make a mess).

Very pretty!!! Where was the last one taken?

I'm sorry for the pain and discomfort your hubby went thru, though I am big enough to admit that I LOLed when I read "But anyways, I lubed hubby up and the toy and tried to slide it over him. He was hard, so I assumed that it would be an easy go. Not so. To get it down on him I ended up by mistake snapping it on his cock. He sat up and howled. Omg I hurt him! I was so apologetic he just kind of laid there and said omg that hurt. So again I tried and yep.. *SNAP* another howl and a few cuss words" Sorry it didn't work out well for you. We had the same problems with hubby's Sandra (our male masturbator that I named), but he got use to putting it on and using it comfortably. Maybe your hubby should practice using it on himself (so there won't be anymore snapping & cuss words!!).

I guess I need a little more specific info. Like, what kind of material do you think he'd like, realistic (mouth, vagina, or anus), or sleeve-looking, and how much are you willing to spend? Some toys of all materials still don't have the lengths in them listed on the site. I'm sure Meaghan's working on this, because this has been brought up in the past as well. These things are designed to stretch, so width shouldn't really be a problem. Most Jelly-like toys are roughly the same size, not really made to bury himself to the hilt, but enough to create that extra stimulation & sensations, with the use of his/your hand. The longest I've seen so far, is 5.5", in jelly. Now, if you want something that feels more realistic and longer, you may want to look at realistic vaginas, though those can get a bit costly. It's all depending on how much you want to spend. The more realistic ones seem to be a bit longer though I did find this one: Cyberskin Back-Door Buddy Which has a length of 7", and a diameter of 2.5", and it's made of cyberskin (no silicone lubes with this toy), and it looks really cool, and relatively inexpensive. I hope this helps!

Too freakin' funny!!!

I will just say that most of the "watch sized batteries" can be purchased almost anywhere that sells batteries, usually either at the battery center, or even a jewelry counter, though they can get expensive. I had to buy some for a blinking bracelet for DD that the batteries died in, and I only paid $4.50 for that, but $8 for the 3 batteries it took, which is about the same size the adult toys take.

Wow! No red blanket needed! Fantastic!

To all our great fathers that are members on the board!!!!

Do Not Disturb Restraint Kit This Sexy Red kit comes with 4 Wrist and Ankle Ties that have pre-sewn loops at one end (for easy looping and less tying), a 10 Ways to Make The Night Sizzle Guide, which is on the back of the product insert, and a paper Do Not Disturb door hanger. The insert says that the ties are silk, but they didn’t feel like it to me, but they really held hubby well, and were comfortable. Unfortunately, you have to make sure that these things are either tied kinda loose, or they’re very hard to untie where ever it is you tie them on. Plus, they didn’t seem to slip loose, especially if they get wet with sweat, saliva, or lube, which can be a good and a bad thing. Good to hold put, but they can get mighty uncomfortable if they’re too tight and cut off circulation. Just for fun, I put the door-hanger on our bedroom doorknob, and set the scene, laying all 4 out, and having candles lit. Hubby came in, and lay down, all prepared to help make our night sizzle red-hot! We don’t have anything for the feet to be tied down with (that the sashes would reach anyway), so, I only used the ones on his wrists. Using some warming lotion that I had on-hand, I rubbed, teased, and tickled my hubby, all while he had to lay there and take it like a man! I found other creative uses for these ties too. After a while of slow teasing on hubby, I decided to use the other 2 loops: one as a blindfold, and one as a gag. Hubby didn’t dare strain too much, because I had had to loosen up the wrists a couple of times, but that was kinda fun, reminding him not to move! Using a couple of the pointers on the Guide, I talked dirty to hubby while doing my “torturing”. The Guide also had said to lay the loops right on the bed. There were several other tips there that are great reminders, especially the one about playing safe. I put them in a lingerie bag, washed them, and then hung dry. That cleaned them nicely, and gently. This item would make a cute additive to a gift basket for any romantic occasion. I give it 2 out of 4 Tyger Paws. You'll see a good kinda red with this kit.

Hubby wants to try more bondage, so I was thrilled to get Sportsheets’ Lover’s Prisoner Kit. This fun kit contains 2 wrist/angle Velcro restraints with 42” long connectors, 1 soft collar with 3 different snap size settings, a nylon leash, and, my personal favorite, a 14” rubber flogger (the package says whip, but this is a long rubber “tassle”, aka, flogger). Whether you’re the Prisoner, or the one in control, this is a GREAT first-timer’s kit. Everything is easy to use, soft, easy to remove, yet strong, and you can be in control/be controlled as much or little as you dare. The only thing that they should’ve included was a blindfold in it, and it’d be PERFECT! Hubby wore the collar, but refused the leash (for now), and after deciding on a Safe Word (North Dakota), I wrapped the cuffs around his wrists after tying them to the bedpost. Very strong, and he said they were very comfortable. The cuffs can extend quite large, so unless you’re Andre’ The Giant (though these may have even stretched to fit his wrists too), you have no worries. Using a blindfold that I already had, I gently started teasing him with the flogger. I gently flipped my wrist to flick, glide, and tease his feet, then legs, balls, cock, and nipples. He had been wary of the flogger at first, but he said that he really liked that, and that I was gentle yet tantalizing him. He sort of strained against the cuffs, wanting me to allow him to do things to me, but, he was a bad boy, and needed Punishment! Everything stayed in place until I chose to release my prisoner for an extended “Stay of Punishment”. We had a blast with this set! This will be brought to the top of the toy box, in case he needs some more Special Punishment! This gets 4 out o4 Tyger Paws waaay up (cuz they're tied up! LOL)! Take A Prisoner

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going!' The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair,big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?' I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.' Most of us Old Guys are helpful like that!!

I guess the question would be what will happen if he still isn't satisfying you in bed in 3 mos? Great lovers are made, not born. A man with a small penis can be just as good of a lover as a man with an 8"+ penis, if he knows where to touch his woman. Each woman likes to be touched a different way. He may not know how YOU like to be touched. Until he knows that things are less than spectacular, you are half responsible, even if you put on your best moves on him. Gently show him how to touch you, suggest things, point his tongue, fingers, and penis in the areas and positions YOU like the best! Many a'time, the first time a couple has sex, everyone's so nervous, that it's a disappointing experience for one, or both. Especially if one fakes it (not saying you did). You also need to figure out if this man is compatable with you emotionally & intellectually. Don't let a one time sexual snafu kill a positively great relationship. BEST WISHES!!

I did a review on this a while ago, So I've seen this DVD. I'm sorry it wasn't what you expected. I found it very informative and helpful. The whole point of "erotic strip dance", is to be creative, getting comfortable with your body, feeling how your body moves, and enjoying yourself. This DVD isn't an instructional DVD, it shows you how to get comfortable with your body, feeling it move, and some of the moves. There are no "steps" or routines to learn. Being erotic is spontaneous, not rehearsed. Hence why, with this DVD, it's working on feeling your own body and boosting self esteem. It also comes with a great music CD which you can use and practice with. The difference between stripping at a club, and erotic strip dance, is that in a club, the dancers are there to tantalize and tease the customers. The whole feel is "You want me, but you can't have me" there. Men are visual creatures by nature, and therefore LOVE to see the female body move and sway. Add eroticism to the mix, and you have a personal strip tease, all for your man, with the "come hither" motions. The "I'm for YOU" feel. You were disappointed probably because you didn't expect what you saw. You were expecting something totally different. Well, with erotic anything, a lot of it has to do with attitude and creativity for your lover. Watch it again, with a more open mind, get up, try the moves. Who knows what you're going to do when your hubby gets home. Trust me, if you do an erotic strip dance for him, he won't care that there were choreographered dance moves or not.

If you're not sure why there was a blow up, you really should ask him. The thing is is to be tactful about it. Saying something like "WTH was your problem anyway?" really won't open up the lines of communication. Maybe something like "So, about the thing about the awning I mentioned the other day, I'm really not sure what stirred it up or irritated you..." may get better results. I KWYM about some men thinking that their "Little Woman" should let THEM do stuff, especially mechanical, or something that has to do with building anything. My DH is the SAME way. I'll ask him to do stuff, and he won't do it. I will repeat the request, and forwarn him that I was perfectly capable of doing this stuff before we met, and I would do it if he didn't. Someday he will learn that I mean it, and I DO do what I am going to say. When he bitches, I explain to him that when I ask him to do something, I don't mean like 6 weeks from now (usually). All of the other women he's ever been with (even though we've been together going on 7 yrs now), have always needed The Big Strong Man to handle stuff. Not this chick! Ask anyone. So, I've BTDT too. It's a PITA. Men want us to NEED them. It's like deeply rooted in them or something. Unfortunately, the more we have to do stuff for ourselves (which is a GOOD thing), the less they feel needed. Basically, I have told my hubby that, I will never NEED him to be here. He's here cuz I WANT him to be here. At first, he took that the wrong way. I told him "Look, any man would do if I NEEDED a man in my life to do stuff, and pay the bills, right?" He had to agree there. So I said, "You will be in my life for as long as we BOTH want to be in each other's lives. Yes, I would be upset if something happened to you. Devestated. However, for the sake of our daughter, I could & would go on, as hard as it would be. I would think that you would be PROUD of having a strong woman, able to take care of stuff, and not cling on you." He understood a lot better though it took some time to sink in. Now he brags about it. Most men are conditioned that talking about stuff is for sissies or girls. That they should be able to handle stuff internally, figure it out, and deal with it on their own. Some men find it almost impossible to change that mindset. You can also calmly look at him, if he refuses to talk, and let him know, until you know what the problem is, it can't get worked on, so you can't keep fretting about it. Use the analogy of a problem with a car. If you don't know that there's a problem, the problem gets worse and worse if it's not fixed, until the motor blows! Then where are you? Best wishes.

Do You Have A.A.A.D.D. ? Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car. … As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. … I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. … I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full. … So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. … But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. … I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left … My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. … I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. … As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. … I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. … I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. … I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. … Someone left it on the kitchen table. … I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. … I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. … So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. … Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. … At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. … Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. … I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. … Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent. … Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming! GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!

WHere I live, most of the houses are one level, and on posts, blocks (due to wet or clay ground), or slabs. So, I know what you mean about there IS NO low part. LMAO about going to Wal*Mart. Everyone please be careful out there! I plan on filling up all the rest of my water jugs, because, not only are we in tornado season, but hurricane as well, and you never know when one of those will pop up again.

Just to let you know, usually, they run a freebie offer for about a week. It hasn't even been a week since he offered this, I am pretty sure they ran out. He told me that he had hundreds of requests!! So, chances are, they ran out, and he does plan on running another one, but he needs time to get the items into the wharehouse to be able to ship out. So, please be patient, and make sure to check your e-mails!

Oh, hard plastic toys may work for you too.....I forgot to add that.

Good luck!! It's not as bad as your mind makes it. You should've seen me when I was in the OR for my c-section!! I was trembling like a chihuahua!! LMAO

This is a very common Fetish and Bondage activity. Now is the time to institutionalize a Safe Word. A word so out of place in the bedroom, that it will be instantly recognized as the Safe Word which means you want him to STOP whatever it is he's doing. Like, last night, we used North Dakota as the Safe Word. What you will need to watch out for, or rather him, is that he stays in control of the pressure at all times. He can't get over-excited and put more pressure on your neck, which, obviously can be a BAD thing. I wish you much continued success & fun!

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?' The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out! of t he steam room toward him. 'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new,' answered the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked. 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.' 'But Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.' 'Listen lady,' he replied, 'I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!!'

These sets below, are ones I've made for myself, but I can still get the beads, rocks, and shells to create similar replicas: The first 2 sets are stones & shells, the last necklace is freshwater irregular pearls! These are sets that are available now (still in stock): These are either shells, stone, or glass.

Welcome to the forum! I think it's great that, as a couple, you've joined and are trying to make your sex lives even better!!