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I don't think that I would ever leave the house.

I wouldn't suggest she spray perfume down there unless you prefer the taste of alchohol, propylene glycol, ethylhexyl methoxycinnamate, ethylhexyl salicylate and butyl methoxydibenzoyl-methane to the taste of good old fashioned vagina. Take a shower with her or ask her if she wants to freshen up after YOU do. As a household of all women, we have started purchasing the Topcat wipes which are pretty much simple baby wipes. These work well in a jiffy! If you still don't like her smell I suggest you suck it up. Literally.

I absolutely 150% agree with Howard. If a woman has never had an orgasm it's her own damn fault! So many times I have listened to friends tell me that they have never had an orgasm and men in general suck in bed. HELLO??? Did you tell them that what they were doing wasn't doing it for you? Sheesh. Now, having quite a bit of experience with female oral I can give you a couple of other fairly fault proof techniques. Foreplay is an ABSOLUTE must. Find out where her erogenous zones are. What really turns her on? Don't just think tits and ass. For a lot of us the muscle that runs from the back of the ear down to our shoulder really does it or the the upper parts of our thighs (back and front). Observe her physical responses not just her audible ones because once you are down there it's hard to read her face! If a touch doesn't seem to be doing it for her...change the direction, change the tempo, change the amount of pressure. Keep changing until you find JUST the right touch...in JUST the place that turns her on. At this point, let her know what you plan to do to her. Not with words but with actions. Using your weakest hand (for most of us this is your left) cup her vagina with so that your palm is at the top of her hood while still occupying her senses in other areas! Use your weakest because sometimes we don't always know the strength of our own fingers and probing around with our good hand could lead to ouchies. Besides you want your good hand to continue its other foreplay pursuits and your weak hand to get strong so that you can later impress your wife with your newfound ambidextrous fingers! Try applying pressure with your palm....ABSOLUTELY NO fingers at this point. Remember, you want to tease the hell out of her! 9 times out of 10 she will start grinding with your palm and she now knows what's coming and is going to get even more excited. NOW, we can start to get down to business. Clit first gentlemen. Nothing sucks more than not being excited enough before you plunge finger first into our vaginas. OUCH. With your palm still cupping her dip your middle finger into the vagina. Search for the area between her vaginal hole and her clit. Do your homework first...figure out her geography. Trace her opening lightly with your finger and then move up to lightly trace the clit. The distance between her hole and her clit is important for future "tricks"! This also allows you to see exactly how wet she really is and to work her natural lube around for easy access later! In optimal circumstances if you've read her right and turned her on this area is going to be brimming!!! Ready to take the plunge gentlemen? Remember all of our bodies are different. Every woman is going to have a distinctive smell and texture and every vagina is different. Reading body language is CRUCIAL to hot oral sex. And as always Howard is right on in saying that it's O.K to wash up before hand. As a matter of fact it's super important. Our vaginas are a fragile ecosystem of bacteria. If your hands are even REMOTELY dirty they could cause an irritating infection and an odor that you gentlemen often refer to as "fishy". This is most commonly bacterial vaginosis which is more common in women than a yeast infection. So, if you want to avoid future periods of no sex and an irritated woman...CLEAN UP! I recommend a new product that I know TooTimid is carrying by Topcat. They are antibacterial handwipes that I ALWAYS keep in my dresser drawer because, frankly, nothing is quite as unromantic as getting all hot and heavy and then tromping off to the bathroom to wash your hands. Be prepared...keep them always on hand and keep them handy! As I've said, a couple of times, all of us are different and our clits are no exception. One general distinction holds true in that all are basically shaped like an upside down V. While generally the bottom end of our clit (the end closer to our hole) is sensitive it mostly serves as an extra amount of friction for the penis during intercourse. The crux of our V is where most of the action is at and where if clitorally masterbating the majority of us focus our attention. Just like a goose formation no one wants to be at the back of that V and you will be no exception! With your finger you will want to find out what amount of pressure and what direction she likes being touched in. This is important because you still have access to her facial expressions. Remember, if you want to be good at this...you WON'T be coming up for air! *wink* If you feel very comfortable ask her how she masterbates. Even have her show you. FYI....it's damn HOT to see her touching herself in front of you! Once you think you have it down it's time to put your "practice" to the test! Start heading south. Don't be a boob. Do it slowly and deliberately. Even if she's hot and panting...make her wait. Of course oral is all about her but...you're the one in control. Do what she likes but, do it at YOUR pace. That's what will make her beg for more! Once you are down there still tease her while you both are getting comfortable. Comfort is KEY here. You have to be able to last. Women, typically speaking, are a LOT harder to get off than men. For her, I want a pillow under her ass. It gets her in a better position for penetration, creates an ergonomical angle for my head and most importantly allows for more breathing room! Once settled you will want to practice what you were doing with your fingers...only do it with your tongue. You had better not be afraid of getting down and dirty cause this is when the real fun begins! Use your least functional hand to hold back the top of the vagina. Now, do this in a hot, sexy way. We aren't being dissected here! Remember the clit isn't just on the outside folks! I read recently that applying pressure to the top of a woman's mound will stimulate the rest of the clit. I've tried it and low and behold it works. For me, I take my entire hand and place it on the top of her mound and then pull back. Almost EXACTY as Howard suggested!!! The only difference is I tilt my hand down on her mound and apply a slight amount of pressure. Almost as if you are saluting someone on her stomach. This also raises my favorite part of a woman's clit I fondly refer to as the "kernel" which when touched generally elicits an audible response. Now, I didn't bring it up earlier because the "kernel" is at the dead center of that V and is EXTREMELY sensitive. I find that, for me and most women I know, I don't like it touched with a finger. It's just too sensitive and I can't relax and focus on orgasm. However, you suck on it with the softness of a tongue and I am guaranteed to come for hours! Find this "kernel" and find it fast! I once told my friend Nick about this and his GIRLFRIEND called me up the next day and thanked me! At the risk of sounding repetitive EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT. Lick up and down, sideways, back and forth, lightly, aggressively, suck on it (my personal recommendation). Whatever it takes to get her going! Find it and do it. You may have to adjust your stance for breathing purposes and ALWAYS make sure the area in which you are working stays wet. Use your tongue to work her juices from the bottom of her vagina to the top. Not only does it redistribute the juices for ease of any friction that may occur but it gives you a break from jaw stress and a weary tongue! Whatever works for her! Now, one thing I absolutely HATE. When a girl is getting ready to come don't get all fancy. Don't decide at this last moment that you are going to pull out the Ancient Asiatic Kama Sutra move and make her night. N O folks. Keep doing what you are doing! You are obviously already doing what it takes to get her off. Doing something fancy right when she is about to come will deter your mouth from the "right there baby" spot and possibly lose her orgasm. The time for fancy pants moves are at the beginning when you are still feeling her out and reading her physical responses. Chances are she''ll hate it. There's a reason it's an ancient move! Now for those of you with wives or girlfriends that LOVE penetration I have a couple of things to say. Do it right! If she likes one finger use the middle finger. If she likes two use the middle finger and the ring finger. DON'T USE YOUR INDEX FINGER FOR PENETRATION. Use if for leverage. Take a finger and hold down your pinky and ring fingers and pretend that you are curling your fingers in a effort to find her G-spot. Now do the same thing only hold down your index finger and your pinky. The difference is amazing. It's a more natural stance for your middle and ring fingers than your middle and index fingers. Your Pinky finger should rest on her right ass check and your index on her right ass cheek during penetration. Keeping in mind that you are right handed! Again, reading her, find out what penetration is going to be right. Plunging in and out is not the best course for massaging her G-spot and it makes it difficult to co-ordinate tongue and hand movements simultaneouly. My preference is slipping inside and curling your fingers back towards the direction of your palm. Remember the key here is massage. Moving your fingers side to side can sometimes elicit a more of an orgasm than in and out. Thankfully, I was blessed with double jointed fingers so I can move my fingers in a wave pattern while inside. Last tip, if you can two fingers in, thumb on the clit. This only works if her geography and your hand length let it. You'll really see the difference in the fingers you use for penetration with this move. Make sure to move your thumb in the direction and speed that she likes it! Remember, some girls aren't going to like foreplay, some girls won't want you to penetrate them with your fingers and some won't even let you do down on them period. The key is getting your wife or girlfriend relaxed and communicating that you really want to experience this with them. In the bedroom two things are most important to me. Observation and cleanliness. I think you have my point about making sure you read your partner in all things but cleanliness is next to godliness and prevents a trip to the gynocologist! Gentleman, make sure your nails are trimmed and filed. You know how it feels when someone uses their teeth on you during oral. Well, nothing hurts more than long nails in a soft, moist vagina. Your callouses will feel amazing though and a woman will appreciate those! Ladies, revel in your female power. All of us smell different. It's a fact of life. You know what is normal and what isn't with your body. If you are feeling normal than, by all means, let him do his thing! Don't be afraid to let him know what makes you feel good. Good communication in bed leads to better communication outside the bedroom. If you can tell him how to lick your clit then you can certainly tell him that the garbage needs to be taken out!

First of all, Yay for Chickiedoo. I applaud your strength!!! It takes some balls to just get up and leave a situation that stressful! Second of all, you are NOT a freak. I have cried several times after orgasm. It has been this spontaneous explosion of tears and orgasm and I've never felt more alive! Embrace those emotions! They are a gift!

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Howard was right on in my book! People are completely ignorant if they tell you that too much sex toy use and masterbation will desensitize your clitoris. The more you work out...the bigger the muscle and the same goes for masterbation. The more you maneuver and stimulate your clit the better the chance of orgasm! Try not to put too much throught into it. Relax, if you think too much about previous great orgasms and whether or not one is going to occur during sex than you are missing out on a lot of current sensations. Remember, all of our bodies are different so what works for some won't work for others! If you try some different things and it is something that worries you then, by all means, it can't hurt to tell your doctor about your fears/issues.

I agree with Mira. Most definately use a condom with ANYTHING that you chose to get off with. It has been most interesting to read all the creative ways people think of to masterbate!!!