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I hear the only way to be safe is to have lots and lots of sweaty sex and fill up my inbox with intimate photos on you taking the precautions. Only ladies should do this, as men will be sacrificed, anyway. Take care.

TRUE. I am a great friend! And humble, too. TPBM likes to get nipples bitten.

Thanks for the review. But is it really supposed to be inserted or not? How would you rate it for non-insertion use only?

FALSE. Maybe because it is 9.48 am. But who knows how the rest of the day will turn out. TPBM cums loud.

Hi Meg and Rob, Congratulations! I was just wondering... In eight years, what has been the biggest single order ever placed, and what did it contain? Should this be a birthday contest? Or maybe just a quiz with no prizes? CGEM

1) Having a hot female stranger watching me and my gf getting it on. She would be sitting in an armchair in the corner and watching us on the bed. She wouldn't be allowed to get up of the armchair until being instructed to come and clean my girlfriend with her mouth. 2) More public places Hmmmm... This is fun. I'll have to think more...

TRUE. Don't I always. TPBM has no weather restrictions when it comes to outdoor sex.

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Not at all. Fully alert and somewhat aroused. TPBM is into lesbian porn.

Hi All, While I think these restraint systems are great, they just don't compare with ropes. Advantages are so many, I won't even bother listing them here. Thanks for the great review. Not only was it informative but it made me horny, too.

What about other purposes than falling asleep? I know, I'm being a bore...

Navy skills come in handy in rope play. Definitely a year well spent.

Hi All, Last night, I was having serious trouble trying to fall asleep. I was trying and trying until I was trying all too much, and then it was just totally hopeless to fall asleep anymore. Damn! So, I got up, paid a visit at the fridge and parked on the sofa in order to get sleepy watching the tv. Well, as that didn't seem to do the trick, I finally remembered what is the world's best natural sleeping pill. Orgasm, quite simply. That night, I masturbated myself into a mediocre climax only in order to fall asleep. And it did work, needless to say. My question is: Have you ever been quite as boring as I, having sex or getting off simply for practical purposes? Making babies does not count - that is not boring. Regards CGEM

Mmmm. I like the way you think. nurse

The first time I visited Maison Louis Carré near Paris, I realised that architecture can be a turn-on for me. How sick is that?

Flu (I am so sorry. I will never do it again. Promise.)

I just love to see how confident and feminine it makes my girlfriend when she is wearing sexy lingerie. And it has the same effect if she is wearing clothes on top. Grrrrrrr

FALSE. Actually. This was a surprise for me. TPBM finds the album La Revancha del Tango by Gotan Project excellent for love making.

How come wireless internet connection is not included even though the room rate is 495 € per night?

I have the flu. I could donate my kidney for a cup of miso soup.

This was totally a question for Elise. Somehow, I wasn't at all surprised to see you sharing your expertise in this issue. Like Mikayla says: Knowledge is power. Gotta love that. X

True. On a business trip but spending a five-star flu day in the hotel room. TPBM has had dirty daydreams today.

Hi all, A great thing with these boards is that they steer us away from being too narrow and constricted with our views about sexiness. I mean, there is just so much more to sexiness than the looks or that instant appeal. Here, you meet people under the surface, which is just great. I know it sounds a bit corny, but I think you really get to know people's creativity and intelligence here. And, ladies, that to me is very sexy and appealing. No doubt that I would love to have a biiiiiiiig cup of coffee with Tyger, Mikayla and what's her name.... Elise? Hothothot... mmmmmmmm

Hi All! It's been forever since I visited the boards, but boy, am I glad I came here! TYGER and KAYLA, you lassies are just too sweet. That takes me through several weeks with a very stupid-looking grin, you know. I have to start coming here more often. X CGEM