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I completely agree.... :-S **Don't you hate it when someone asks for advice and you give it to them but that do not take anything you said into consideration? Then they make the worst mistake and then bitch about doing so... Oiy!**

Ooo! I saw on the first season of Tila Tequila that she had a bed to everyone on the show... had to have been around a 20 person bed. Wouldn't that be perfect for us? :-D Minus their sheets :-P

I use the Ortho Evra patch and I haven't had any noticable signs from it. They say it's not good to use if your family has a history of heart issues because it may cause a heart attack, or so I've heard. My doctor put me on the pill because I didn't have a regular period and it was causing my body to grow cysts on my ovaries and rupture. Not a pleasant experience, in fact, my doctor said some women have compared it to child birth and said it was worse. I don't have a personal experience with child birthing, but I will have to say it was the worst and most painful experience I have yet to have. I couldn't remember to take the pill so I asked for the patch instead. I stick it to my arse each week and leave it off for the 3rd. I asked for an IUD and he said he doesn't put them in women who haven't already had a child. You will be prone to more infections, he said. I'm not straight on all the facts, but I have the patch and love it :-)

When I was 18, I had a "buddy" that was 35. He has been the only man to make my knees weak, and he did it with a kiss. Wowsahs! Older men certainly know a thing or two... :-D My SO is 4 years and a month older than I am. I think it's the perfect age gap actually. We can be goofy together and more "serious" when the time calls for it. The only not so great thing is that he is far less experienced than I am. I am still teaching him things. Which isn't bad, but he's not so apt to learn them since he likes what little he knows :-P

Oiy, the images swirling through my mind is more than enough to send me over the edge multiple times. What fun you guys are having?! May I help too? Perrty perrty please? I would love to feel Tyger's claws on me... :-D

True... I think, sadly :-( Tpbm lives further than 30 miles from their parents...

Don't you hate it when people threaten you with asinine things? (I.E. I'm going to tell "so&so" - Who effin' cares?! I am sooo far from grade school, gimme a break!) Arrrgh!

Haha! A dialect'll sure get you more than you bargained for :-P

False, I just woke up :-P Tpbm has to have some kind of sound to fall asleep to, ie: fan blowing, music, tv...

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Do you enjoy the sex when you do have? Do you finish? You say that you do it because "he wants to"... How do you feel about that? I mean, do you feel like a sex toy to and for him to use?

Don't you hate it when people make something and charge boo koos more than what it's really worth for it. Example, the shoes above. Super sexy but totally something the average joe could buy, but the price is seriously jacked up! I got into watching Project Runway and the judges said soooo many times, "Wow, you made $100 worth of fabric into a thousands and thousands of dollars worth outfit." Wtf?! Seriously... I HATE IT! Oiy! By the way... those shoes are super hot!

True/False... Beautiful weather but no housework. My bum is going to the lake! TPBM has had sex with an "inappropriate person". (I.e. boss, coworker, friend's ex...)

False... I wish! Too bad my roomie has been at home all day :-P TPBM loves to be nibbled on the neck and ears.

True TPBM enjoys using food related items(whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc) in their kinky sex play...

You went on the cruise right? How was Alaska? That's one place I really want to visit some day.

Mine did too! So creepy to think about what might've/could've been lurking around. I worry so much about my 4 nephews and my 3 nieces. The only "scary" instance I can remember is when my baby niece was around 3 or 4 and she would wonder around the store while her dad would keep a half-eye on her, she walked up to a random man whom she thought was her dad and grabbed his hand. It wasn't until she looked up at him that she started crying cause she realized it wasn't who she thought it was. We laughed at that years and years ago, but she could've never returned to us. Such a scary world we live in now.

I wish you well on the dating scene. I don't think much has changed in 13 years but I'm sure it will be odd starting it up after that long. Glad to have you join! Rant and rave and comment lots! It's such a great way to know new people and take your mind off of things that might be bothering you. Again, nice to meet you and I hope to hear more from you!

The craziest and only experience I've had with someone being a sleaze ball to me was while I was driving down the feeder and he was on the actual interstate. He honked and whistled, all while screaming cat calls from so far away. Craaazy! My roomie's boyfriend makes sure to open every door for her, and my other roomie cannot stand it. She doesn't understand why he doesn't do it for every woman that's around and not just his girl. She believes it would mean more if he did it for every lady. I dunno what to think about that other than, she's "his girl" and that's why. I like holding the door, but my believing it's a good deal to do is ruined when someone doesn't appreciate it. Heck yes, I'd like to hear that thank you, thank you very much. Other times I don't care, but most of the time I do. Wow, I think I just rambled on too long :-P

My parents were more upset over my piercings than they were of my tattoo. I find that odd. :-P My boyfriend doesn't like tattoos or piercings, but he's still with me and they don't "interfere" with our relationship. So, I think if you meet the right guy, he'll either like them or overlook them and get the bigger picture, that you are a fabulous woman and he's super special and lucky to have you in his life. Kudos to new tatts! I sooooo have been pondering about my next one. :-)

What do I do for a living: I'm about to get into the "phone actress" business. Other than that, I take care of my roomies :-) Children: None so far but I hope for a few in a few years. Pets: Roomie's dog, Triscuit. She's a sweetie! Tatts/piercings: I have a tattoo on my right bum cheek. Currently I have 2 holes in both ears, a rook piercing, and 2 barbells through my tongue. I had both my nips pierced and now I kinda miss 'em. What is in the CD player: I don't have one in my car so I listen to my mp3 player which is full of randomness. Favorite TV show: Grey's Anatomy, House, Simpsons, and tons more (I'm a tv addict) What are you reading: Anything my eyes find online.

I think I would agree with oral delight to an extent.... and the other part of me agrees with pappyld04. I had my nipples pierced at one point but it was only because I liked the asthetics of it. I still have my tongue pierced, and although no one sees it on a regular basis, it's mine - my little secret, if you will.... I like it :-)

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I want to thank each and every one of ya'll! whiskeywoman said: "There are a million and one maybes and only 1 answer, the one in his head, and sadly enough, he will not tell it till he is ready." That's the truth, so until then. . . I'll hope for the best. Thanks again

He is 4 years older than me and he doesn't adhere to any kind of customs either. He came to the US and we actually stayed with my parents for a few days before starting our trip. In my house is the one place I didn't think we'd ever have sex, but we did. Almost every day, actually. Then once our trip started and we were driving around the country, we didn't have sex every day, but a few times a week or so. Once we were back at his apartment, he would/could get aroused (I'm assuming by me) but he wouldn't follow through with anything. He never told me anything more than "I don't know why, but I don't want to (have sex)." I even asked him if he could just assist me in pleasing myself, but I got nothing from him. It just really (for lack of better words) sucked that he could walk around with an erection and not want to enjoy putting it to 'rest'. As a woman, there aren't many ways for someone to tell if you're aroused, but I was always and every little thing made me want it and even more so because I wasn't getting anything at all. I've asked, he's said the same thing. I'd cry a bit and tell him that it made me feel like it was my fault and then we'd sweep it out the door, never to be spoken again until then next time I was aroused outta my mind and tried to go further with him. He likes to touch my breasts, randomly. We could be sitting on the couch, curled up around each other and he'll reach out and squeeze my boob. Sometimes I really start enjoying it and before I know it, he's poking me in the back but it doesn't go further than that. That's about the time when I get sad and ask why not. Then he says the same darn thing and no matter what he says, I still believe it's me. We don't talk for a bit but then it's forgotten.