*Mikayla's~Man*

I have seen many of the "where the boy's aren't" videos, and they are mostly all the same - a bunch of HOT girls munching on each other - to which I say, who gets tired of seeing THAT???? MM

My wife has used the non-piercing jewelry and she had her hood pierced. I TOTALLY preferred the real piercing, I could lick it, bite it, suck it and it would not fall off. The non-piercing one was nice to look at, but once you got into the banging, it would fall off! Just my opinion of course! MM

Back in the day before I met Mikayla, sex for me ALWAYS included a condom! I came from a podunk little town, where the girls barely gave it out, but when you were lucky enough to score, you had to wrap it, gel it, withdraw and she was probably on the pill too! This was before AIDS (or just at the beginning) but it was more for the fear of her Daddy taking a shotgun to your balls! ~MM

I suppose it is no surprise to anyone here that Mikayla and I enjoy bondage. THerefore, it should also be no surprise that she would be very interested in trying out this cock and ball HARNESS. While I'll admit that this did not look much like fun for me, in fact it kind of scared me. As it turns out, my suspicions were correct and this ring simply did not work. As I have already said, I like cock rings. Admittedly, I have never tried a harness, so I was curious. When it came time to try this cock and ball harness, I assumed I would have to be hard already to place it on. We progressed through our foreplay and when I got hard we took out the harness. I had already put in the batteries (and extras come with too) so the bullet was ready to go. I saw two spots where the bullet could go, and I decided on the lower regions, by my balls. I figured Mik could stimulate herself with her own bullet. We tried to figure out how to put this on. There is a smaller ring and a larger ring. The larger ring has a soft "divider" so we assumed that my cock couldn't go through there, so it must have been for the balls. Mikayla slipped this soft ring over my hard shaft and adjusted the size to make it more snug. The Neoprene is soft and stretches, so you really do not get much pressure. We tried to get my balls to stretch up and into the ball harness, but I found it painful. You really have to try hard to get your balls into the second loop. We tried getting the balls in first, then the shaft, but they fell out. Finally, we gave up and decided to use only the top loop. You can separate the loops and use only the top, but admitedly it does nothing for you - or at least it did nothing for me. I think that this particular cock harness set is more for the look than the function. While the packaging suggests monstrous erections, mine actually started going away by the time we were done trying to get the damn thing on! While Mikayla reminds me to always think on the positive when writing reviews, I seriously could not think of a positive attribute for this set except the sofness and the fact that it looks hardcore but isn't. This would be more for novelty or appearance than function in my opinion. So, if you are looking for an actual cock and ball harness that works, do not look toward this, I am sure there are better ones out there to try! MM Wanna Look anyway?

Hey guys and gals, it is time for my second review, and this product I am really excited about! Guys, if you have not tried a cock ring, you really need to - and I have the perfect choice - this Saturn Plus Cyberskin Cock Ring. Cock rings are not just for those dudes who have problems with their little dudes - any man can benefit by using a cock ring. I will admit, when Mik first suggested a cock ring to me a few years back I was a bit offended, I thought I wasn't holding my own. After trying just a simple ring, I was hooked. My erections were stronger, harder and lasted longer and the payoff was a fantastic orgasm (and many for Mik.) So, now when we get rings to try, I say bring it on baby! This one was unique in that it was cyberskin, had a "testicle" ring, and a long shaft for extra support. The package says to "grab your favorite goddess and enjoy an erection of mythical proportions." Well, I do have a favorite goddess and who wouldn't want an erection of mythical proprotions??? So, a few nights back we were going at it hot and heavy and I suggested MY new toy (seems odd to say MY toy, but it is for me). I got it out of the package and gave it to Mik. She already had me hard as a rock so she sort of rolled this elongated ring down over my cock. When it reached the base she tucked my balls into the testicle ring. Word of advice guys, if you do not already shave your balls - DO IT before you try this ring. I am lucky that I am bare of hair cause it would have hurt to have this done with hair. She got my balls lovingly into the ring and then asked me if we were supposed to do anything with the longer shaft extension thing. If you look at the picture, you see that it is not just a ring, but more of a cylinder - and when you put it on your hard cock, it still protrudes about an inch or an inch and a half down your shaft. I will say, it felt GREAT! The relatively tight squeeze of the cock shaft part combined with having my balls squeezed rocked seriously hard! We decided to start sex - and start we did. The combination of Mik and this ring gently squeezing my shaft felt GREAT. You can easily go all the way in without worrying that the ring will cause a problem, the only thing it did was sort of roll up a bit at times, but once it got well lubricated it stopped doing this. Mik reminds me to remind all of you folks that this ring is cyberskin, so always use a water-based lubricant (there, I did my duty!) I can honestly say that this little ring made sex last longer, my erection was harder, and since it isn't as tight as a standard cock ring, you really don;t have to worry about keeping it on too long. When it was time for me to cum (after a long, hot session) my balls felt like they were going to explode - in a good way - and I came in a massive hot load that seriously felt better than when I cum without a ring on. I highly recommend this ring to any guy who wants to have a more intense orgasm or who wants to make his erecction rockin! Take your goddess to the moon and back with awesome ring - you and she will be glad you did! MM get the ring dude

Well folks, after nearly a year and a half of hearing Mikayla talk about Too Timid and getting the awesome pleasure of using so many of the great products offered through here, I finally had to get involved. I was getting just a bit jealous that she had the huge chest of toys and I had nothing. . .granted, when you have Mikayla, toys aren't really needed But when you have to play so much with these toys . . .which leads to other things, the inevitable happened and Mikayla is now expecting. In preperation of the 6 week hiatus coming this summer when she has the baby, I have to figure out what is available for me because there is no way for me to go six weeks with nothing! So for the guys on the site, I will be sure to let you know how the various products perform for me. Also guys - think outside the box. Many of the toys on here that are geared towards women also have some rather pleasant effects on us as well.

Hello All! Let me begin my first post by introducing myself. I am Mikayla's husband, and I have finally agreed to join the board and perhaps do some reviews of my own! Rob was gracious enough to send me some items to use while my wife is "incapacitated" due to pregnancy - which has yet to happen. I will review them and try to give you the information you are used to by my lovely wife. Mik and I have wanted to play with a realistic pussy for a while. The idea of watching her lick and suck on a replica of a woman is such a turn on for me. We did get one in our latest box, and I must say, it is fairly realistic looking. Made of cyberskin - which my wife tells me is high quality and realistic feel - I was impressed with the softness of it. It didn't smell like some other toys, and it was appropriately sized. While I will say that the fact that this pussy seems a bit disimbodied as it floats free of any womanly figure, it was still erotic and looked like fun. We have an abundance of lube at my house, so Mik set out some astroglide for me and told me to "have fun!" She deserves a break, and I figured that this would be good practice for my 6 week hiatus when baby comes. I began by stroking myself hard, then I lubed her up. This pussy is attached to a long masturbation like sleeve - all made of cyberskin. I began to insert myself into my replica-Mik and was surprised at how tight it is. It has a suction quality, so as you insert your cock and hold the base, it squeezes your cock tight. I was enjoying the sensations but needed more lube. It was erotic to be masturbating with something that looks real and feels pretty darn good. The specs say it is 7 inches long and 1 and a half inches wide - which was good for me. It didn't take me long to cum, I didn;t have to have stamina with her so I blew my load in a sigh that Mik heard from the other room. I would highly recommend this to those guys who are looking for something a little more than a regular masturbation sleeve. It feels great, is tight, looks erotic and sexy and adds a whole bunch to the feeling of masturbation. I will be using her more as Mik get more preggo. I also would like to do a mock threesome with her - that would be awesome. Now, if I could just get ROb to send her a full sized ass and pussy - that would really be GREAT! Mikayla's Man Your new best friend