*Mikayla's~Man*

I am married to Mikayla. Mikayla is a very, very, very sexual person. I get anything and everything I want/need sexually. There is not one sexual wish I want that she wouldn't provide. Also, contrary to what she may see in herself, she is a gorgeous woman, not perfect to others perhaps, but close to perfect to me. I love her, I respect her, sometimes I am in awe of her. She is, in a nutshell, perfect for me. Now, I love to look at naked women. I love to look at Mikayla, I love to look at porn, I love to look at mags, cause I love women. This is no way means I do not love or desire Mikayla. When I am making love wtih Mikayla, it is Mikayla who I am connecting with. It is Mikayla's body who I am with. When I have private masturbation time, it can be Mikayla or Angelina Jolie or any other 'girl du jour' cause that is MY fantasy time. It has nothing to do with Mikayla. If she were nagging me about looking at other women (and she doesn't, cause she looks too!) or watching porn, then I would still do it, I just wouldn't let her know. I am a man and as a man I have a wandering eye, which is greatly different than a wandering penis. I would let this go. Try to take the advice here and just be more confident and secure in his love for you. It is not you that you doubt it is him and his l0ove. That feelign will translate badly to him, I guarantee it. Good luck to you and may you find inner peace with this and with yourself.

OK! So I drank a little too much! I suppose there is no room for error in my life anymore or I will find it posted on her blog or on here! Man oh man. Iha: I would never choose whiskey over Mikayla (not even the BEST whiskey) as the taste of Mikayla is much sweeter and smoother and the effects last longer. Sunflower: yeah, at least she checked to see if I was dead ThorsNymph: I WISH I had been worn out...yes, we could use some help. lol Synirr: it is funny....NOW.... I will redeem myself tonight....and will she post about it....nawwwww.......

WOW, look how far I have come. I was totally aprehensive about anal play and here I am, posting a review on an anal toy that I used and enjoyed. Three cheers and a few beers for personal growth! Anyway, this Slimline Anal Explorer was just perfect for me and I would assume would be equally as satisfying for any anal newbie. It is actually made of two separate components - a mini-vibe (which could be used for anything) and a sleeve that is perfectly designed for anal play. The sleeve is rubbery in texture and looks like a bamboo shoot. It is very flexible - almost too flexible - but it was perfect for anal stimulation. It is a mere 1/2 inch in diameter, so very small and about 7 inches insertable length. Mikayla helped me with my anal play. We got the toy washed up, batteries in the vibe (1AA - not 2) and we put the sleeve over the vibe. We were not sure which way it went on, but finally decided that the on/off switch should be accessible. It took some effort, but we got it on. This toy IS water safe as long as the vibe container is closed securely. We added a hefty dose of anal lube and she started to insert. I find that I am still too 'paranoid' to play solo, so it was nice for her to help me. She goes oh so slow, teasing my cock with her other hand as she goes - sort of distracting me so I don't tense up. In no time, the probe was easily in, the vibes were on (one speed only, but fairly powerful) and she was between my legs sucking me off and holding the vibe. Oh what a feeling....I mean OH what a feeling. I didn't last long at all and blew my load right down her throat. Trust me fellas, you NEED to try this anal toy. This toy would be great for any anal beginner of either sex. Perfectly small and petite and definitely easy on the ass.

So I am about to get my butt in trouble for not posting this review. We used this product a while ago, but I have been remiss in my duties of reviewing it. Truth be told, I was a little, well, embarrassed to be using a 'girth enhancer' as if you anonymous folks would think I had a teeny weenie. My male pride got the best of me. Then my wife explained that my girth is just fine and that men can use this for more than one purpose: extra girth, stronger erections, longer lasting erections and clitoral stimulation. I was then intrigued, quite frankly, on how this toy could do ALL of that. Well, let me explain. This soft, cyberskin sheath goes over your erect penis and has a hole at the end so your penis can poke through - or so you can ejaculate in or through it. When I put this on, I kind of thought this is what it would be like to be un-cut, as it looked like I still had skin there. It is stretchy, yet tight, and therefore 'hugs' your cock like two hands encircling it in its entirety. This is a very nice sensation. I, surprisingly, did love that. Because you have this tight grip around your penis, your erection gets really strong and the urge to cum is not as strong (at least it wasn't for me). There is also a little cock ring attachment on the base, but I found it too be too flimsy to do much. There is a removable bullet that goes through a hole on the top side of the enhancer - this gives vibrations to you, and presumably to her. The clitoral nubbies on the top are meant to stimulate her clit. Oh, and it goes to mention that this toy also has a very pleasant scent, sort of perfumy, instead of the evil toy smell. All in all, this toy has a lot going on. So we set out to use this item and I was unsure: lube or no lube. I went with lube. Just a tad to get my penis in. A dab did me fine, my penis went in nicely and I was plesantly surprised by the tight grip. Felt good. My penis felt hard - very good. I put in the bullet (batteries included) and I loved the sensation of the vibrations. A little more lube (water based only please) and I was ready to insert. We had already engaged in foreplay, so we were both ready. As I slid into my wife, the sensation was muted a bit. I could still FEEL her, but it was, well, like I was screwing a cyberskin vagina. I was getting caught up in the different sensations of the real vagina and the toy. It is hard to explain. My wife seemed overall pleased with the sensations - but mentioned that to her it felt a little unrealistic, like a dildo - but a HIGH QUALITY dildo. I am not sure if that is a good or bad thing. I will say this, it made me last a lot longer. The combination of the tight grip and the de-sensitization made me last quite a bit longer. That pleased me AND Mikayla. The clitoral stimulator was a bit of a bust. My wife needs a whole lot of stim, and these little nubbies weren't really delivering for her, but the vibes were nice on me. The extra 'girth' I experienced seemed to make my wife happy - and if she is happy, I am happy. I was able to ejaculate in her like normal without worrying about the toy. It was super easy to turn inside out and clean. All in all this toy was interesting from my standpoint. As a man who firmly believes his girth is fine, I found benefit in this item. I think it would be great for those having erectile issues or even just for those guys who are looking for a little help in the girth department. It is 4 1/2 inches long, so the 'real you' is most likely going to pop out the other end, so you do get sensation from it. So I have now done my duty and it was not quite as embarrassing as I thought it would be. I am a lucky guy to be able to try out these items. So go on dude, whatcha waiting for - don't knock it till ya have tried it! Get More Girth....arrrrr

"Delight, excite and ignite your partner with these cool, tasty, minty drops!" That is what is on the package of this sampler package with 4 BJ drop flavors. There is Wint-ahhh-Mint, Sin-a-mint, X-Spear-a-mint and Choc-ohh-mint. Tiny 10 cc bottles of minty fresh goodness just waiting to land on your lovers lips. Now, I don't mean to brag, but my wife already gives one hell of a blowjob, so any product that will help make that better, I am all for it. I have been out of town for a week and we had to celebrate my return with some awesome sex. For us, awesome sex is always prefaced by awesome oral. I knew these drops were in our 'review' box and I just needed to get them out. However, when I went to look for them, they were GONE! I was pissed. Then I saw these teeny bottles on the nightstand and realized that my wife had beat me to the punch! Already opened and ready to go, I couldn't wait to see which ones she tried. I was rooting for the Sin-a-Mint, as I figured that might be the mintiest for my benefit. As it turned out, Mik had tried them all, and her favorites were Sin-a-mint (lucky me) and Wint-ahhh-mint. I was happy, I was getting a blowjob! While we got down to 'bidness' she dropped what seemed like a lot of this on her tongue and went down on me again. I could smell the cinnamony scent but couldn't really feel much of a difference. However, a few seconds later I felt a distinct cooling sensation. It was not overwhelming but it was there. I think that the drops were more for her than for me, cause she was ooohhing and ahhhing over every lick and drop. When I asked her about it she reported that they really do taste good and add a little lubrication to the party (always good) and felt good on her tongue. I was not complaining, it was still a BJ and it enhanced things for her, I just can not say that they definitely made a difference for me as far as a different sensation went. Now, Mikayla wanted to make sure that I told all you readers that there is Sucralose in these drops, which is a type of sugar. So ladies, keep these drops away from your vaginas - for men only - SORRY! If you want the Ultimate BJ - find a gal who knows how to do it - and then add these drops for a little extra fun. Ultimate BJ Drops

So what do you do when you are away from home for an ENTIRE week - MASTURBATE. What do you do when you are all alone in a hotel room and your wife calls and tells you what sexy things she wants to do to you - MASTURBATE. What do you do when you are bored out of your skull and don't want to go to sleep - MASTURBATE. What do you do when you are a guy and have a few minutes to spare - MASTURBATE!!!! So, knowing I was going to be away this week I packed my new toy - the Double Pleasure Comfort Grip Stroker and some of my favorite lube. I figured if I was gonna whack it I would at least whack it in style. This little baby made it easily through security - thank GOD I didn't have to explain it. Then, I forgot I had it until tonight when I got to the bottom of my bag. Like a kid finding one more gift under the tree I happily unwrapped my new toy. "Whoopee, I forgot I brought this - rock on," I thought as I washed it off. It is very soft, jelly like and has manly pleasure balls inside it. It is actually pretty heavy - which I attribute to the balls - I mean, what man doesn't want heavy balls, right? I did a little digital inspection of this stroker first - I didn't want to overlube - cause when you overdue the lube, it is like fucking the grand canyon. I decided a little bit of lube would be fine because it seemed like a tight, yet stretchy, opening and canal. The main opening looks like a rough version of a vagina, with a 'cum hole' on the opposite end. There is also two little loops -which I assume are for bullets, which I sadly did not have. I lubed up the toy then myself, opened my 'reading material' and off I went. The first thing I noticed was it was fairly tight around my cock - good tight. Then I noticed that the inside had bumps - not super large bumps, but noticeable and VERY pleasurable bumps. Finally, when you grip the stroker, the pleasure balls really add a little something. I liken the experience to doing a DP with Mikayla when there is a bumpy anal toy in her ass. It feels great and stimulating, but it isn't RIGHT on your shaft. The combination of the sucking action, the inside ridges and the pleasure bumps put me over the edge rather quickly. You control the pressure on this, and therefore, the depth of the pleasure balls on your shaft. It was, overall, extremely pleasing. I really have no complaints - except maybe this toy could COME with a bullet. Oh well, I have many at home. SORRY, MIKAYLA has MANY at home! I would definitely recommend this toy to any dude wanting to liven up his solo play. I am just sorry I forgot about this until my last night, or I would have had many repeat performances, after all, what ELSE can I do while I am away? ~MM

Let me also add, that this lube will make you super smooth! My cock literally beaded up like a freshly waxed car the next morning in the shower and all that softness was sealed inside! It was a double bonus for sure!

dude, that is above average. My wife informs me that the average size is 5-6 inches erect...so you are lucky man!

OK, so I am a dumb ass weather watching man....I can not help it. I grew up in Missouri and saw A LOT of tornadoes, it is a sight worth seeing (if you were not in danger) and my family was safe and I was seconds from the stairs. I just HAD to watch...it was awe inspiring.....totally awesome!

My wife...and she NEVER believes me when I tell her, so then I say, "Heather Locklear, is that better?"

Let me just add, that watching Mik picking her ass cause the thong part kept riding up was NOT sexy....no, no no.....

OK, so last night my lovely wife was on the computer, in the chat room here. Every once and a while she would tell me what was being said or written. Then I hear her say, "yeah, right...sure I am a 'sex goddess' can my head get ANY bigger???" I am like, 'huh, what? You are a sex goddess....wow, cool I married a sex goddess!" Now, keep in mind, I think my wife is a sex goddess, but I am a bit biased. So then she says, 'hon, do you think I am smart?' I tell her, 'yes honey, I find you wicked smart.' Then it starts......'wow, I didn't realize people found me so interesting and intimidating.....wow, I didn't realize that people thought I was smart and sexy.....wow, I didn't realize that......' Now come on ya'll, let's let Mik keep on thinking she is a mere mortal like the rest of us sorry saps, all I need is for her to get a big head....she may divorce my ass! Thanks a lot!!!

This lube is BURSTING with good characteristics! It is non-scented, non-staining, non-sticky, super smooth, sensual and most importantly, long lasting. It also has the added bonus of vitamin E beads that explode and add some extra moisturizing during use - now that is a cool thing. We used this lube during some anal play a few nights back and were both pleasantly surprised and happy with this lube. It comes in a cool little bottle - with a pull spout top for easy dispersment and non-messy use. We used a normal amount to begin and were plugging along and not needing more. Mikayla commented that from her end (get it, END???) she felt a cooling and pleasantly smooth sensation. As far as anal play goes, a good quality long-lasting lube is sooooo important. This lube was very pleasant to use from both sides - lasted almost our whole session (just needed one extra application) and really provided a smooth ride. This is a great anal lube (and would be good for vaginal sex too I am sure) and the Vitamin E pellets will definiitely nourish your rectum and leave it smooth and conditions -now that is a climatic end! Burst Into Anal

I give this toy a 50/50 good and bad rating. Let's begin with the good. It is a really clever idea - a penis sleeve that has pleasure pearls to stimulate your partner during sex. The sleeve itself is stretchy and jelly-ish. It is snug, in a good way, and adds a little pressure to make sex last longer. It is easy to get on (as long as you are hard and have some lube handy). The pleasure pearls which protrude on the sides of the sleeve seemed to be large and would definitely be noticed. It is large enough for an average to above average cock size (as it fit me just fine) and has room to stretch. Now for the bad. Mikayla and I tried this and there was some disention in the ranks when it came to whether this was a good or bad product. First, while Mikayla said it felt 'different' when I penetrated her with the sleeve on, she soon said it felt too rough. Even with added lube, it was irritating her more than pleasing her. Second, the sleeve sort of take the sensation away from the experience. I couldn't really 'feel' Mikayla - and that was a big downer. Thirdly, when it came time to take the sleeve off (half-way through sex) it didn't roll down as well as I had hoped and the pleasure pearls starting shooting out like I was in a war! It kind of freaked me out (cause I thought they were locked IN the toy) and when they started shooting all over the room I was a bit angry that I had to pick them all up! Definitely NOT a 'smooth move.' So, good idea but not as good as we had hoped. It was more pain than pleasure, took the sensations away and made a big mess when I tried to remove it. I am not sure if we will try this toy again - I suppose that depends on whether I can find all the pearls! Mikayla's Man's Rating: 2 Penises up (out of 5 Raging Hardons) SMOOTH MOVES???

FINALLY, a lube that is not fruity scented, isn't named after a drink, doesn't have cutsey flowers and a PINK label, no more froo-froo lube for me - a MAN's LUBE! Oh yeah, GUN OIL dudes, arghh, argghh, arghhh....... That is right, a group of Marines invented this fine lubricant after Desert Storm where they were forced to use REAL gun oil to whack off. This high tech, very conditioned, slick, silicone-based lubricant is condom safe and provides a well oiled ride. I was excited to see this in the box (finally, something manly) and I insisted that Mikayla try it with me. First, however, I wanted to try it solo - so try I did. Let me just say, a little dab will do ya for masturbation. One nice squeeze and I was slickery wet for my masturbation session. It didn't take long for me to explode with this lubricant leading the way - and clean up wasn't too bad, warm water and soap and my hand was squeaky clean. When Mikayla and I tried it, we began with sex - and let me just say, this is looooonnnggg lasting lube. Your weapon will not jam with this lovely lube - we were humping and pumping away without any need to reapply. Then, just because we had a nice, quality lube, we decided to go for the anal. As you probably know, lubes don't always deliver for anal play - at least not without the need to reapply. One nice squeeze of this lube on Mikayla's ass and my cock and we were slippin' and slidin' our way to orgasm town. This lube ROCKS! And even though this lube is a MAN'S LUBE, Mikayla commented on its slickery sensation, non-staining quality, and easy clean up. So guys, you will love it and so will your lady - it passes muster in both camps! Oil your Rifle like a pro - get GUN OIL - if it is good enough for the mighty Marines, it is good enough for me! Siemper Fi!!! Oil Your Gun

This spray claims to help prolong erections and stamina by some concoction that contains Hemp oil and lidocaine I used this spray on three separate occassions and I can not honestly say that I noticed any tremendous difference. I did notice a bit of loss of sensation (probably due to the lidocaine) but can not say that it overall lengthened my session. I tried during solo play and twice during intercourse. I have pretty good stamina as it is, so perhaps didn't notice a difference due to that. Since the lidocaine does offer a bit of desensitization, those guys who have issues with pre-ejaculation or early ejaculation may benefit from this spray. For the average guy, however, I doubt this spray would do much in the way of lengthening the session. It might be worth a try if you feel the need - I, however, don't really have the need. MM Give BOOST a try

What better way to describe hot women in sexy, slinky, seductive lingerie, high heeled glass shoes, waving and shaking their money makers - than PROVOCATIVE! Oh yeah. This DVD was my appetizer for a solo night of fun when my lovely wife was out with the girls. I settled in for a nice night of adult cinema - and this film didn't dissapoint! I had plenty of inspiration for my fun. In this DVD the lovlies appear in each scene, fully dressed in slinky attire. They dance, strip and otherwise seduce the man or woman who is in the scene with them. These gals have some serious curves, tits, nicely shaven pussies.....enough to make a man drool. These girls were hot and they definitely seduced ME as well as the others in the scenes. Not much of a story line (who needs it) but enough sex to inspire anyone. Oral galore, anal, vaginal - hot positions, threesomes - this film does not dissapoint! All I can say is my night of fun ended in a triumphant climax of epic proportions - and these provocative ladies helped lead the way! MM Get Seduced TODAY

Feel the soft pucker of this anal masturbator in dual tones of blue (a MANLY masturbator!) Here are the stats: entrance hole looks like a little, tight, blue asshole; open at the other end for easy clean up and to accomodate all size men; soft and stretchy jelly material;ridged on the outside for easy gripping; textured on the inside for pleasure during masturbation. WHat does all this mean to YOU? The soft stretchy jelly material molds around your penis giving a snug ride, the pleasure bumps inside add to your masturbation sensation, once you ejaculate you can sort of turn this inside out to clean, and if you are extra endowed, you will have enough room to play. Use quite a bit of water-based lube with this toy to make play slick and not sticky, having trimmed or shaven pubic hair helps immensely and remember to clean your toy in hot water with anti-baterial soap, let dry and store. I used this toy a few nights back and was impressed with the feeling - although I would not say it is really as 'tight' as anal sex is. However, it always good to have more than one masturbator - just to change things up. This overall was a good masturbator - tight enought to stimulate and long enoug to accomodate. I definitley suggest guys get their anal on with this toy. Get YOUR anal on

No, No, No, No, NO! This cock ring was PAINFUL! The concept is great, a thick, jelly, stretchy cock ring for the shaft and a stretchy ring for your balls. So, if it is so stretchy, why does it hurt? Well, because it is about 1 inch wide and when you stretch it and place it on your shaft and it SNAPS down on you - it hurts! Also, getting it off was tricky. Once I got it on, decided it hurt too much to use, I had a hard time (no horrendous time) getting it off. I had to wiggle a finger between it and my shaft, I nailed myself (literally, with my fingernail) and then had to sort of roll it off - and it hurt! If I had any hair down there I am sure it would have been worse. I really wish I could say something positive about this cock ring...it is a nice idea, the color is pretty, but.....I will pay you to take it away...the memory of the pain still haunts me...ouchiiieee! Magnum Dual Cock Ring

What can I say about this product? Ummm, it didn't work...at all....for ME! First, the idea of this little couple's arouser is very clever. It looks like a little bull head with horns, a round body (the cock ring) and a long tail (the beaded anal beads). It is adorable - both my wife and I thought so. However, one quick inspection of this toy I became very suspicious about it. It is made of silicone, which is very nice, hypoallergenic and safe to use, BUT not too stretchy. This is a problem with a cock ring. Cock rings have to be snug, but should NEVER be tight. I could tell just by placing 2 of my fingers inside this ring that it would be way too tight for my cock - and I was right. However, in the spirit of a good reviewer, I took the bull by the horns (so to speak) and decided to give this item a try. We inserted the batteries (included) intot he bullet and placed it though the bull's ring. Then, Mikayla and I got primed and ready with hot foreplay and brought out the bull. I have two words: HELL NO! Even trying to get this cock ring over my cock was majorly painful! Way too small, tight and unstretchy. My powerful hard on depleted into nothingness in no time flat. Sorry guys, couldn't take the brunt on this one! I was intrigued by it, as the anal bead tail looked interesting, but if I couldn't get the ring over my cock I couldn't figure out if the anal beads would work! I will say that the little bullet is fine all by itself - but who is going to buy a cock ring just for a good bullet? I can also say that when I placed the bull over my fingers, and then used my fingers on Mikayla, the little bull vibrated her clit quite well. So, if your pecker is less than 2 fingers wide - this toy is JUST for YOU! One a scale of 1-5 I would have to give this toy a -1 for simple stupidity. I would give it a 5 for 'cute' appeal though! However, a good erection enhancer should be more than cute - and it definitely shouldn't squeeze the life out of your pecker! If you REALLY want to....

Oh man, I hate to admit this in a public forum but.....I LOVE my prostate massagers! I was once 'that guy', you know, the one who said, 'something up my butt, no friggin' way.' Now I am a new guy, one who says, 'I'll try anything you say dear!' - cause my "dear" is almost always right when it comes to sex and pleasure. This is the second prostate massager I have tried. Compared to the other, this one is a little bigger (thicker mostly) and for that reason scared me. I had it hidden in my drawer for the last week or so, and finally had the urge - no, the guts - to try it with my honey. The last time we tried a prostate massager (more than once since then also) I had a super fantastic orgasmic experience. I was hoping this would be the same. This massager also has some 'ribs' on the base that I was anxious to feel inside me. The Nexus Glide has some specific instructions on the back side of the package. It says specifically to clean thoroughly and to remove the 'rollerball' from the perenial stimulator (there is even a special tool to remove it) and clean it, then replace it. Made of medical grade plastic, this toy is super hypoallergenic and safe to use and It also suggests a nice water-based or silicone lube, relaxation and quite a bit of time to devote to the playtime. I had all of the above - and my wife. I was very nervous again, but my wife calmed me down with a slow, seductive handjob - but she stopped when I started getting excited. We lubed up my anal opening and the glide then slid the glide (that sounds interesting) slowly....oh so slowly into me. According to the directions, you are to just stop and relax. We did. No moving, no touching, no masturbation - just relaxation. My honey just entertained herself while I relaxed. When I felt as relaxed as I could with this thing in my ass I began to do the pelvic thrust that felt natural to do. The little perenial massager with the roller ball felt very erotic - gave me pressure with a smooth sensation - sort of like a teasing finger. I became VERY hard, VERY fast and felt my orgasm coming quickly. I hadn't even touched my penis - but I was rock hard and gonna cum! My honey finished the job by holding the handle on the Glide and just pushing up a bit and back a bit and I spurt all over her breasts! My experience with this massager was FANTASTIC! It is enjoyable to the point of no description possible! You HAVE to take the time to follow the directions, be relaxed and let this toy do the work for you. THe sensations are indescribably intense! Combine this item with some oral attention and it would most likely be too much! Don't be a guy who is afraid to try new things - try this prostate massager and say proudly, 'yes, I like toys up my butt!" Glide into pleasure...

What better sight is there than your woman up on top, riding your cock, her breasts bouncing away. Available to touch and tease. Mmmm....I think Mikayla could do about anything while she is up there and I would be a happy, happy man....

If you are letting him know that you like it, it can't be that he doesn't feel he is doing it right. If he truly liked doing it, he would be down there doing it. I love to give my wife oral, I do it all the time, I would do it every day just like Iha would. I like it. He must not like it. I sincerly see it as simple as that. He must be in a hurry to get to sex. Talk to him about it and see if you can sway him.

A Toy Story: The most emabarrasing or funny time with a new toy. You know, sometimes you get a new toy and can't figure out how to use it or use it wrong. Or, your partner doesn't know how to use a toy with you.

How about Men and Women's health questions? I know Mikayla gets quite a few questions that are general health related?