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< ... I'll inhale so as to get a nice whiff of her. ... > You mean, I'm not the only one that does that? LOL.

Suppose you are a modern, progressive, forward thinking parent, and decide to keep a stock of condoms on hand in case one of your coming-of-age kids needs one but is too embarrassed to go buy their own. Is there a basic brand/model that would be good? It has been a very long time since I purchased or used condoms. Lubricated, for sure. What about latex vs non-latex? (I have a latex allergy/sensitivity, but these would not be for me.) The girl I first boinked back in the day, and who was much wiser than me, recommended Ramses Extra (which I think got bought up by Durex and is no longer made by that name) because it was lubricated and had minoxidil-9 (or maybe nonoxynol-9; one makes hair grow on your palms and one is a spermicide) to kill any runaway sperms. I have since read that nonoxynol-9 in that application does not really help prevent pregnancy, and can irritate the vagina and make the girl more susceptible to contracting HIV, so I would shy away from nonoxynol-9 in the starter condom search.

Supposin' you are squeezing past seated people in a row of movie theater seats. Is it better to face your crotch toward them as you scoot past, or your butt? (I'm thinking butt, but don't know if there is a universal custom or not.)

And down to the single digits again this weekend. Then maybe a bunch of snow next week.

Hit 70 a week ago. Supposed to be 5 degrees in the morning a couple of days from now. And then 60 a few days after that.

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I do not know with certainty, but having been around for 50+ years, having read and experienced and heard a bunch of stuff in that time, and digesting it all and weeding out the stuff that seems like bullshit from the stuff that seems legit ... I'd say as long as you are not physically injuring yourself (rubbing the skin off your pecker, for example), or letting it consume your thoughts to the point of being a psycho nut job, then no, there is nothing wrong with too many orgasms. However if you had to suddenly stop, you might find yourself going off in your sleep. But if your are that horny all the time, is the testosterone necessary?

Should be able to just edit your post and remove it that way. But if someone else has quoted your post and includes the pic, I think you are S.O.L.

I do my share of snorting, belching, farting, making crude wisecracks and such, but ........ well, I'll just say that's not something I'd be into, either as the farter or the fart eater.

Found my Santa-suit-red underwear today.. Only "Mrs. Claus" gets to see them . . .

If I had to do it again, I think I wouldn't tell the kids there was a Santa Claus. I'd tell them something like, "Some people say there's a fellow called Santa Claus who brings presents, blah blah blah. I don't know, I've never seen him, but on Christmas morning there are presents under the tree, and I'm not the one who puts them there." (Which would be sort of true, cuz the wife is the one who puts them there.) (And even though they are all in their upper teens, the kids still insist we don't put presents under the tree until after they've gone to bed. They are letting us slide on the milk and cookies, at least.)

Cuz if I go longer periods of time between either sex or soloing, when I do go at it again, I have a harder time getting aroused and staying aroused.

Based on a sample size of one (me), I'd suggest soloing too close to the main event should be avoided, but reduction in soloing overall could be detrimental. But I too would be interested in any other suggestions.

A little of everything lately. Mild; drought; heavy rain; days of light showers and mist and gray skies; brilliant, retina-melting sun; friggin' cold and blustery; a bit of snow; big full moons bright enough to give you a moon-burn.

Here's my take, and pardon the crassness. People don't like to think about it, but germs migrate. Germs "down there," migrate. Mostly the are harmless. But where you are putting your mouth is not at all far from "the exit." So if someone has a stomach bug, I don't want those kind of germs anywhere near my mouth, thank you. And if I'm the one suffering from Montezuma's Revenge, same deal, I'm not gonna let someone go down there, or even want it if my stomach is grumbling away. Oral can wait until the bug has passed and the "down there" suitably cleansed.

When you reply to a message, below the text entry box should be a paper clip image and a "choose files" link; then you can poke around your computer folders and pick an image to upload. As far as reposting or sharing, if that is a worry, then don't post any pictures.

Regarding your original question, this just doesn't sound like the type of situation where I'd trust the other person with a video-making machine, despite that you've known him a long while.

How well do you know this fellow? If you've been around him for 10 years and trust his word, then what's to worry? If you haven't been with him that long, I'd be very skeptical; the world has no shortage of sleazebags.

After 25 years, I've finally figured out why people wear baseball caps backwards: It's to make eating pussy easier! Now, whether they get any or not is another story . . .

Silver lining: At least it is not your own home ... that you owe or have paid tens of thousands of dollars on ... that's falling apart.

Only in fantasy land. Neighbors way too close, plus the area is a bit puritanical.

Does simply checking out someone's ass count, or does it have to be thoughts of groping, fondling, penetration, etc. and so forth and so on?

I couldn't give a percentage. I think it used to be a lot more. Lately work has become more stressful, and sex thoughts don't crop up as much as they used to.

A light, summery dress, no sleeves and mostly backless, short-ish, no bra, no undies.

I gave it a try. Couldn't get my finger in as far as I would have liked. Nonetheless it seemed to do a tolerable job of getting the ol' gal warmed up. Worth another try at some point.