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  1. At a gathering of mutual friends. When the internet was still a baby.
  2. X is for the X-back sport bra you look so hot in, and hotter out of.
  3. Would a different pharmacy have a different price? Also, I think Viagra pills can be split. If so, would a half a dose work well enough? That would stretch your dollar a little.
  4. Most of my encounters with nurses have been when someone was undergoing or recovering from surgery, or popping out babies, or when getting poked and probed myself. The nurses would be running around and hustling doing their jobs, and dealing with some pretty icky stuff. Between the discomfort if I'm the victim, er, uh, patient, or the anxiety that something might go terribly wrong if someone else is the patient, sexiness of the nurses is about the last thing on my mind. Can't say that I think of any profession in particular as being sexy. As far as my own profession being sexy, no one thinks engineers are sexy. But we do have our fair share of terminology with possible sexual connotations: rod, shaft, pump, suction, excite, peak, vibrate, insert, stiff, male and female connectors, nipple, jam nut, . . .
  5. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/world-war-ii-soldier-declared-mia-in-1942-finally-honored-in-new-york-hometown/ "Carroll Heath didn't have it easy growing up in the Great Depression. His father wasn't around, his mother was a patient in a mental hospital and he kept largely to himself. Soon after graduating high school, he enlisted in the Army and wound up in the Philippines, where he's believed to have died sometime in 1942. "It was a short life that went largely unnoticed, even in Pvt. Heath's western New York hometown of Gowanda. For 70 years, he was the forgotten soldier, his name not listed among the town's war dead, not inscribed on a World War II memorial in the middle of town. . . . "
  6. I think this winter is friggin' colder than last winter. No sign of letting up anytime soon. NH police have issued an arrest warrant for Punxsutawney Phil for predicting 6 more weeks of winter. (I'm not making that up, either.)
  7. X is for X-Ray vision, that Superman uses to check out Lois Lane's undies, and beyond.
  8. have sex make love make whoopee lie with (another biblical way of saying it) do the nasty spackle the crack
  9. Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz for the deep intertwined sleep that follows a long multi-orgasmic session of massaging, sucking, licking, fingering and fucking.
  10. Going for different words or phrases that mean Fuck. I'll start with a few: fuck sexual intercourse copulate fornicate screw dick poke pork stick pound pelvis bump uglies boink doink boff bend her over to know (sometimes with "carnally;" biblical way of saying it) what else ya got?
  11. Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz the sound of a vibrator, buzzing a clitoris to an O
  12. After a long stressful day at work, my wife came home and said she needed a hot tub. I thought she said hot tube, so I obliged her, doggie style, filling her with creamy goodness. . . .
  13. "The Hot Zone," by Richard Preston. About Ebola and all the fun and joy it can bring to a person's body.
  14. Y is for ... eating at the Y
  15. This youtube video purports to show a woman on a carnival ride called the Slingshot having an orgasm as a result of the ride: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaNnwmOJ1jY Have any of you ever had an orgasm from a ride or from any other thrilling experience? (you can also go to youtube and search for "slingshot orgasm". there are some similar vids, but this is the only one I found where the girl actually states she's having an orgasm)
  16. D is for dual penetration
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