Jennifer1

G-Spot Elation I received my new G-Spot elation and the first thing that I noticed was how pretty it is, with its pink and pearls. I opened the package and noticed a very faint very pleasant floral scent, and I loved the soft Gel-lee material. I'm not much of a hard plastic fan. I got 4 AA batteries, and installed them. Then, I turned it on. It was really cool, with flashing colored lights just above the base. After playing with the controls for a while, (it took me a few minutes to figure out what's what), I washed it good with antibacterial cleaner, smeared it up with lube and tried it out. It was awkward for me to get going. It took a few minutes and a few tries to find a comfortable pleasurable angle and position, but once I did, my orgasm was imminent. The rabbit, with its own bullet found my clitorus and the pearls on my inner labia was enough to get me over the edge a few times in succession. To be honest, I didn't notice the g-spot massager, but I think that this vibe has a lot going on anyway. Whether my g-spot was a part of the pleasure, I don't know, but it really didn't matter. Pleasure was the word here.

I think a health forum would be appropriate, since there are a lot of people out there that turn to friends and the internet before they go to a doctor. Often, people will wait to see a doc until they are really bad, but if they come here for advice, they may get the help they need sooner because 20 people will reply to a post with something like "this is one for the doctor".

And here my dog has a ribcage from my last deer out in the front yard to pick at as he pleases. But then again, I'm smack dab in the middle of 43 acres. If my neighbors are freaked out by it, it's because they came up my 1/4 mile long driveway to see it, and if they're gonna do that, well, fair's fair. My yard, my dog, my carcass, my business. Giving him scraps saves a bloody fortune in dog food, too! I am a certified pistol safety instructor. (Have I mentioned that before?) I have a background in tactical self defense. I am also disabled. I have no means of retreat should one of those evil bastards that Howard speaks of chooses me. I have several different means of self defense at my disposal, and I have the training to use any or all of them should it be necessary. A bad guy isn't going to wait while I get out my cell phone and dial 9-1-1. They're generally not that polite. The best advice I ever saw was from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly". The bathtub scene where one guy was in the tub and the other one came in through the swinging door, pistol in hand. The bathtub guy pointed his pistol back at swinging door guy and started telling him about how long he's waited for this opportunity to shoot him. So Swinging door guy puts one in his chest and says, "if you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk". Best scene in a movie, ever, and couldn't be more true to life when it's you or him. Make damned sure it's him.

Here's what I don't get. I have never met a person that is on the other side of this argument. I have never met an individual that likes Ted Kennedy. As far as I can tell, the people pushing these rules, and the zero tolerance rules, and the non-competitive crap are the minority, so why the hell are all of these rules getting implemented? Where is our backbone? When are we going to stand up and say "enough is enough already!"? My kids are in Catholic school because they can pick and choose the students. There is no mainstreaming problem children, so my kid with his obsessive quest to forge ahead in his education isn't waiting for the kid with Turret's in the back of the room constantly disrupting the class. There are no autistic children with a propensity for violent outbursts making it impossible to concentrate on learning. There are 29 kids in my son's first grade class, and when you peek through the window from the hallway, you wouldn't know there were more than 10. They are all already tying their shoes, the average reading level for this group of 6 year olds is 2nd grade, they are ahead of where they should be in math... I could go on and on. Now, I am not, in any way, shape or form, saying that every kid isn't deserving of an education. I think that they all are. I am not out to offend any segment of the population, but the fact is, kids with special needs need special places. This mainstreaming thing is a huge pile of crap, and it is where the rest of this is coming from. Teachers aren't equipped to handle these kids, students aren't equipped to handle these kids, and these kids aren't, for the most part, emotionally equipped to handle being mainstreamed. It's about their parents' egos, and it is a grave disservice to all of the children. Then there are the parents that don't give a crap about their kids, and the school is a convenient babysitter. The first generation of crack babies are hitting the elementary schools full force. These kids are missing quite a bit of their social circuitry. They simply don't have the social skills necessary to successfully function in a "normal" classroom environment. Many of them aren't capable of learning the social skills because the part of the brain that processes it didn't develop properly. They don't have a shot. These are the kids in public school. They aren't the majority, but there are enough of them to severely retard the learning process. A lot of the non compete rules are falling into place so as not to upset these kids that are wired wrong. This is how they are dealing with school shootings and playground violence, by setting kids up to snap. It doesn't make any sense to me, but then again, I think with my head and not with my squishy parts. My heart bleeds for these kids, but in all reality, they need to be dealt with, not coddled to. My city is a small city. We are a city of 35,000 people. We have a high school drop out rate of - are you ready for this? - 20%. That isn't a typo. I said twenty percent. There has to be a reason for that. Funny how that number coincides with them mainstreaming the alternative high school 3 years ago. Kinda makes you think. They took a relatively successful program for troubled teens, squished it into the regular curriculum and expected these kids to adjust. What they did was set them up for failure, and brought down the entire learning curve for the rest of the students. I could go on, but jesus christ. I just looked at how much I wrote already and I'm getting typer's cramp! Sorry about the rant. This struck a nerve. I guess what I'm saying is that we need to grow a backbone and tell Ted Kennedy and all of our local Teds to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up because they are ruining our children! As I always say, you have to be cold sometimes in order to appreciate the warm.

My First Mini G-Spot Vibe Splashy Blue I received my package during Christmas break, with two kids home from school. They are still too little to give me any privacy, so I had to wait until after school started up again to even open the box. Finally, I had some time to myself. I opened the shipping box and found My First Mini G-Spot Vibe. "Cool", I thought. I have a really difficult time with G-spot orgasms because of a neurological issue that I've been dealing with, and I thought that this vibe might help. As I looked over the package, I saw that the color was called "splashy blue". I turned it over and saw that it was waterproof! My favorite kind! That made me happy. So I took it out, installed two AAA batteries and headed off to take a shower. The hard plastic blue vibe was very pretty, with a pink flip to it. It reminded me of a hot rod with a custom paint job. You know, the ones that are one color from one angle but as it turns in the light, it appears a different color. There was no odor to the vibe at all. I thought the wrist strap was cute.I also noticed that it warmed up quickly and stayed warm for a long time. It was a great clitoral stimulator, and the strong vibrations really got my labia humming, but when I went for the G-spot, it didn't do the trick. I found it more annoying than anything else. I turned the vibration down and worked my g-spot for quite some time. It did stimulate it, but not to orgasm. I felt as though I could potentially have one with different stimulation, but this vibe wasn't it. This toy isn't a write-off, but it is not my favorite either. I prefer softer jelly and silicone toys, but the vibration on this one was good. With the variety in intensity of the vibration, It is probably a good first toy for the price. I think a newbie could learn a lot about what she likes with this toy.