brandyfan411

My New Years Resolution is to manage to have a orgasm without having problems lol. It's going to be tough but I promise to keep at it.

My vibe has that rubbery smell to it. At first it was ok but now it's becoming a hassle. I've washed it many times (with soap of course) but the rubbery smell hasn't gone away yet. And I'll be traveling soon (my sister dances in SC and my father works up there as well. My mom is sick so I have to drive her around ) and I don't want my clothes smelling like vibrator lol. Does anybody have any solutions as to how to get rid of this irritating smell? Vicky

My vibe has that rubbery smell to it. At first it was ok but now it's becoming a hassle. I've washed it many times (with soap of course) but the rubbery smell hasn't gone away yet. And I'll be traveling soon (my sister dances in SC and my father works up there as well. My mom is sick so I have to drive her around ) and I don't want my clothes smelling like vibrator lol. Does anybody have any solutions as to how to get rid of this irritating smell? Vicky

I sadly don't know of any Mike. I haven't been to the mall since shopping for Christmas (which was on the 21st). I'll have to check online and see if they are holding any sales right now.

The book my mother got me is called.....well it's called Fondue lol. It's by Marlisa Szwillus. It's kind of jumbled so I'll have to take my time and read it. The recipes look good but very expensive. After Christmas, I'm all tapped out lol.

Hey, I may be a virgin but I'm no little girl lol. What happened to your arm?

YUMMY!! That sounds.....FANTASTIC!! Aw boy I can't wait to use this now!! My mom got me a fondue book but it has nothing really sweet in it. I need sweets since I'm a junk food junkie.

It's somebody else's turn to have a go at it. Glenn, Mike, and I have already put in our parts of the story. Now somebody else go.

MMMM! Where do you get your recipes from Mike? Because whatever you're doing, I wanna be in on lol.

I've posted this in another post but these are my favorite songs to mastubate to: I like Grind Wit Me by Pretty Ricky (the unedited version). How You Gonna Act Like That by Tyrese gets me (I don't know why lol. I think it's the beat). I love to listen to Ginuwine's In Those Jeans (he can get into my jeans any time) and Put Alittle Umph In It by my sexy boys Jagged Edge (who can also get into my jeans any time). If I had to give you a favorite of all, it would be Pony by Ginuwine. I LOVE Afrodisiac by Brandy (refer to my username)!! I also love When You Touch Me and Like This off of her Full Moon album. I like Nyphm's list!! Gimmie More is a good song. Brit's album is actually really good. I LOVE Break The Ice!! That's a good song to get going to.

....um....yes, yes I do . And is that a big portion anywways? I mean, it's a week guys, not a month. I had a good Christmas. My brother still has some growing up to do (he's 15) so he was running around on Christmas Eve like a five year old. He wanted to get up at 2:30 in the morning and open gifts. My sister told him to grow up....so we wound up opening gifts at 7:00 am. He never actually went to sleep; he was too busy running around. As far as gifts go, I got: A fondue pot (lol, I don't know why I got this) and recipes, An iHome clock (my best gift), Flavor of Love season 1 (yeah, I'm a fan....sue me), Adobe Photoshop Elements 6.0 (woot!), The Sims 2 H&M Stuff Pack, and some board games (Cranium WOW was the best). I tested out my iPod on my new iHome which was great! I still don't know what I'm gonna do with my fondue pot ROFL. I was slightly pissed that my mom couldn't use her gift which was a massaging back rest. She said something was sticking her in the back (she really wanted the one with the light attached to it *rolls eyes*). I SPENT 53 BUCKS ON THAT AND SHE'S GONNA TAKE IT BACK!!.....Whoa, let me come back here. Alright, I'm good. Anyways, come to find out, my dad only spent $9 and 26 cents on my mom and she wasn't happy at all. I don't know how that played out but I was really happy that I only got him socks for Chrismas. We played my brother's video games for most of the day while snacking on lunch meat and apple pie (I don't know why that's so cheerful to me but it is). Then after playing Cranium WOW, I went and watched BOTH seasons of Flavor of Love (hey, my sis got me One and I already had Two....how could I not have a marathon?!). My babies (my two cats guys!) enjoyed their toys and treats like they always do. Everybody pretty much passed out at about 4 this morning and everyone was good! I'm all Flaved out, my mom is happy because everybody else is happy, my brother has stopped running around like an idiot, my sister has went back to sleeping 22 hours a day, and my dad....well he has the socks I gave him so it's all good. AH HA! I'll make chocolate fondue for like strawberries and stuff!! Yeah Boy!! That sounds hot!!

To Glenn: Honestly, I wouldn't have anal either. Things like sex during your period, beastiality, and anal take it too far for me. I don't mind alittle bondage because that spices things up a bit. But nothing will be going in me during my period....ever. Beastiality is just sick (how could anyone do an animal?!) and the only thing that will ever go in and out of my anus is a scope light if I ever need a Colonoscopy (and I'll be hesistant about that). There's a line you cross, for me, and this is taking it too far.

Very true Tyger. I'm sure his partner doesn't want ANYTHING, especially in their mouth. I'd rather suck a OK flavored condom and be safe than suck just the cock and be sorry. I can't imagine putting chocolate sauce on a non-tasting condom (I'm sure that wouldn't taste very good lol) so if I were hiphopcr, I would order some flavored ones online or just buy them in the store (it's quicker).

I've seen Real Sex and I know what dolls you're talking about. Those are Real Dolls and they cost THOUSANDS of bucks to get (trust me, I've checked lol). It even costs alot just to get the torso!! I think it's because of the material they make them out of. I thought about getting one and smackin' it around lol. I guess that would be kind of fun.

WOW! That's really....strange. I'm not meaning "strange".....I'm saying that you have legs like my aunt the pagent junkie, but you remind me of my uncle who I see like every 15 years. Those are REALLY your legs?....WOW, you have me really bedazzled!! I'm in astonishment that THOSE are your legs!!

*mouth hangs open* .......Oh um, you have great abs!

I'm sorry but that's taking it too far for me. I'd rather just wait I mean it not that necessary. Why would anyone want to have sex in all of that mucusy waste?! No no no, I'm sorry but that's just nasty. It's not worth it. Just wait out the week! I'll probably enjoy my masturbation more anyways.

I believe this post has been made from what I said. I could never have sex on my period. Why would I want to? Why would a guy want blood on his penis? I mean, it's waste for god sakes. I'm on right now and I'm very horny.....but I can wait a week. It won't kill you to wait a week. That's crossing the line.

Hi there, welcome to the forums!! It sucks to hear that you lost your husband to cancer. But I'm positive that you will be able to get some stares from men. If you can sell the candy right, the boys will come a runnin' lol. Age usually doesn't matter. Just go out there and shine and you'll be fine. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!! Peace and One Love!!

Isn't that nasty? I've never been one who do anything like that on my period. Where would I put it so it doesn't get bloody?

I didn't think that they exsisted but they do! Have any women used them (the ones with the vibes on them)and do they work? Or are you better off just using a hand vibe?

Aw man, the second fantasy sounds fantastic!! Does your man have any really kinky friends that'll get into it? If so and that works out.....can you invite me over?

I know this isn't masturbation but they say if you have sex while you're on your period, you can't get any STD's. That's totally false because with all that waste coming out of you, how could you NOT get something. Some old bat told me teens shouldn't masturbate because they can't have ANY kids when they get older. My brother laughed so hard that he choked on his cookie right there in the nursing home. I just looked at him like he was crazy.....which he was.

ROFL!! When I think of "Bandit Hwy 67 South", I think of a man taking all of his lovers to some bridge over a highway and filming all of his acts.

Glenn: HA HA!! The Pina Colda song?!? ROFL, I'm not even gonna comment on that. Tyger,pappyld04: I love I'm a Slave 4 You. Red Light Special is great (I'm a BIG TLC fan). Freddy Jackson is VERY nasty lol. All of his songs are good to listen to. Ginger J: Voodoo Child is a good song. I've never really liked Baby I Like It Raw, I like WuTang but this song doesn't do anything for me. ~~ I like Grind Wit Me by Pretty Ricky (the unedited version). How You Gonna Act Like That by Tyrese gets me (I don't know why lol. I think it's the beat). I love to listen to listen to Ginuwine's In Those Jeans (he can get into my jeans any time) and Put Alittle Umph In It by my sexy boys Jagged Edge (who can also get into my jeans any time). If I had to give you a favorite of all, it would be Pony by Ginuwine. (esnips is a good place to hear everybody's songs if you haven't heard them....especially the Pina Colda Song lol)